Lab 10,979 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 Well after having a wee read of Robs thread it got me thinking about "The Bullshit Filter".....what i mean by that is some people seem to have a filter which takes all the bullshit and stores it in the brain under "Bullshit".....where others seem to store it under "Truth". So what obvious bullshit have you been told over the years that the person telling you it believes 100%?....... Heres one of mine.... I had a Proton Satria GTI for a while....nice car, great in the corners but was slow for an 1.8. Anyway i knew it could do about 120-125mph... ....Next thing this lassie gets one in the village, exactly the same as mine, factory standard and her boyfriend tells me theres does 150mph... BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PoshPikey 560 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 You just admitted to having a PRoton?! you fail. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 I was asking whin for one of his pups.... When i was after a non ped whippet.... ... BULLSHIT!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 You just admitted to having a PRoton?! you fail. ....Lotus Tuned Proton..... yeah but still a Proton... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandymere 8,263 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 It's natural so it must be safe/effective/good ..........Bullshite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Homeopathy..................Bullshite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's been used for 100s of years so it must be good........BULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Shite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,751 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 "If you don't hear a sound wave then it isn't sound and I don't give a f**k even if Einstein says so" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 It's natural so it must be safe/effective/good ..........Bullshite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Homeopathy..................Bullshite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's been used for 100s of years so it must be good........BULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Shite there is some truth in it Sulphur for rashes or ipecacuanha for sickness But i came across a book he other day by a K Shepard (The Treatment Of Dogs By Homoeopathy) and well it was obviously an advert for a supplement/health food supplier of some sort. Distemper, Alconite30 Fractures, Symphytum 1x or compound fractures Hypericum 6, Puncture wounds Ledum 6 Homesickness ignatia 30, i am not convinced Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 Many years ago, (in Covent Garden if memory serves), me and a couple of workmates were having a bit of a tea-break and enjoying the sunshine away from the building site................. Across the street was one of those coffee shops with tables outside, and at one of the tables was an obnoxious little oik, wearing a coloured shirt with a white collar, red braces and talking very loudly on his new-fangled mobile phone - one of those grey bricks with a big black rubber aerial on top (remember them?). Anyway, he's 'giving it a big 'un ' - "Yah,yah - buy short, sell long. The Ferrari's being serviced but I'll meet you at the Dorchester at 7", all that type of bollox - when all of a sudden mid-sentence, the f***ing phone rang !!!!!!!!!!! BULLSHIT FAIL ........................................... 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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scothunter 12,609 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 heard loads of the years. i know a guy who is a compulsive liar.utter stupid things he lies about.never understood that myself.why fok do that. guess it makes them feel interesting and important. best of it is i have told him loads of times he is a lying b*****d,but still does it lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 Most embarrassing cringe worthy thing I have ever witnessed was a lad down the pub who had brought his payslip in to brag to everyone about how much money he was making It wasn't until closer inspection everyone realised it had his annual bonus on it aswell, making it look like he was earning a fortune What a dick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,565 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 Sometimes what you automatically dismiss as bullshit is the truth though , I few years ago my daughter was at Uni and used to pop into a bar in town with a couple of other students , she used to tell me that the doorman was a nice polite fella and he told her he had fought Ali !!! I told her it was complete bullshite and if I saw the fella I would tell him . I popped in one night to meet her and maybe show the doorman up .Ernie Shavers WAS the doorman , so I let him off . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,376 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 Many years ago, (in Covent Garden if memory serves), me and a couple of workmates were having a bit of a tea-break and enjoying the sunshine away from the building site................. Across the street was one of those coffee shops with tables outside, and at one of the tables was an obnoxious little oik, wearing a coloured shirt with a white collar, red braces and talking very loudly on his new-fangled mobile phone - one of those grey bricks with a big black rubber aerial on top (remember them?). Anyway, he's 'giving it a big 'un ' - "Yah,yah - buy short, sell long. The Ferrari's being serviced but I'll meet you at the Dorchester at 7", all that type of bollox - when all of a sudden mid-sentence, the f***ing phone rang !!!!!!!!!!! BULLSHIT FAIL ........................................... sounds something like a del boy chat up line going wrong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 Similar thing Many years ago, (in Covent Garden if memory serves), me and a couple of workmates were having a bit of a tea-break and enjoying the sunshine away from the building site................. Across the street was one of those coffee shops with tables outside, and at one of the tables was an obnoxious little oik, wearing a coloured shirt with a white collar, red braces and talking very loudly on his new-fangled mobile phone - one of those grey bricks with a big black rubber aerial on top (remember them?). Anyway, he's 'giving it a big 'un ' - "Yah,yah - buy short, sell long. The Ferrari's being serviced but I'll meet you at the Dorchester at 7", all that type of bollox - when all of a sudden mid-sentence, the f***ing phone rang !!!!!!!!!!! BULLSHIT FAIL ........................................... sounds something like a del boy chat up line going wrong It was the funniest thing I've ever seen - I nearly choked on my Mars bar, John literally fell off the wall laughing and Chris followed him down the street, pointing and laughing at him ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 Best one I heard was a guy (with a straight face) telling me his uncle had a plane with a private swimming pool in the WHEEL I never forgot that one 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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