Anybody Want To Take A Swing At Me!

[porkycrook 466]

Well does anybody else want to take a swing at me. Doctor want me to reduce my morphine which is going swimmingly, NOT. Now went out tonight to try and get rid off some rabbits for one of my permissions, stepped off a path and into the field. Anybody guess what happened, yes took a tumble and my gun over my shoulder. So rather than damage my baby i did some weired arobatic swirl and landed on my shoulder jarring my back. Got up setting up my hide when feet got tangled with some thistle stalks, now can you guess what happened. You lot are too quick, yes fell again only this time straight on my bum in a thistle bush. So peved off as my back is no hurting like an arse, so sod the doctor back upping my morphine.

[lighthunter 81]

Sods law that roger,glad your ok bud.regards Chaz.

[villaman 9,983]

You morphine junky

[porkycrook 466]

You morphine junky

Can't get my hands on enough.

[pianoman 3,587]

Now who would want to take a swing at you Roger?!! You doing just great on your own!

 

Seriously now mate you need to watch your step a bit closer. Can't have you risk breaking something a long way from help.

 

Hope you and your baby are ok and pulling through alright

 

Simon

[foxtails 272]

you'l be using all the morphine supplies the way you are going on lol .....Atb mate !

[secretagentmole 1,701]

Could have been worse, you could have gone for a pee in a nettle patch (don't laugh the wife did that, she stood up again in a hurry)!

[PIL 7]

You clumsy ole bugger Rog

Seriously though hope you and your gear are all ok . I'm sure the rabbits will still be there when you get back

You keep yourself fit and I look forward to you posting some threads with some decent bags in the near future mate

 

Steve

[AR177 588]

Bad things come in 3s mate!

 

So your probably due something good about now

 

Chin up and it will all work out

[B.P.R 2,798]

By the look of your avator photo....

 

Youve had plenty of morphine....

 

Or your getting a sneaky handjob under the table ...

[Catcher 1 639]

Why do you still have a gun licence and on morphine.Seen guns been took away for less.

[neil82 1,080]

Why do you still have a gun licence and on morphine.Seen guns been took away for less.

since when have airguns needed a licence, and do you actually know Roger, if the answer is don`t know for both then keep that sort of comment to yourself, he`s a real gent

[PIL 7]

Why do you still have a gun licence and on morphine.Seen guns been took away for less.

Don't evan give this prick the benefit of a polite reply Roger as he likes to argue the toss to the point of getting threads locked and evan deleted. Best thing to do IS ignore anything he has to say and don't get sucked in mate

[zini 1,939]

Glad that your ok now Roger .

 

This is why taking a mobile phone with you shooting on silent is very important, especially when your alone .

 

I bet it would of made 2 crackers of outakes for VHTV if id have caught you falling on camera and spitting and swearing like a good un .

 

Next time keep of the moon shine, thats the real reason.

 

Si.

[porkycrook 466]

By the look of your avator photo....

 

Youve had plenty of morphine....

 

Or your getting a sneaky handjob under the table ...

Thanks for your comment about my avator and i have to agree, my best side is a further 180 degrees round. But then you would not be able tell me from any other grey-haired old junkie .

 

 

As for the rest of you thankyou for your kind remarks and coming to my defence. Secretagentmole your story did make me laugh (sorry Mrs Secretagentmole for laughing but it is funny), but with the over-hang that i have it is so well hidden that even to handle it is like a question on the Crypton Factor. It's like one of those rare flowers you hear about that only bloom every 50 years . Thank you for the heads up about "Catcher1" perhaps we should pity him, perhaps he has no friends of his own so he wants to join our gang . If not and he is just an arsehole then . Si with all of my falls i could fill a cd just by myself, i have even fallen off of my fishing box. I was fishing with a friend (see catcher1 i even have friends outside my shooting family), when i just shuffled my seat/box backwards. Unknown to me i had moved one of the back legs off the back of the platform that i was sat on. Well i then moved and the back legs slipped and sent me backwards off the platform landing on my back in a load of goose and duck shit, still sat on my box with rod in hand. My mate who was on the next swim heard me making a racket, so he looked over just in time to see me falling like a big old "red wood" free with rod in hand. Needless to say all he could do was to laugh, he laughed so hard and long that he was crying. He never did stop fishing to help me the horrible b d.

Edited September 23, 2013 by porkycrook