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when it ..

 

takes itself for a 5 mile jog everyday

 

rolls you a fag and makes you a cup of tea

 

picks up its own shite

 

pops up the shop to fetch you some more beer

 

then fetches the kids from school

 

until then its just another lurcher .. there will always be a better 1 and there will also be 1 that's not as good

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How to tell when you think you might have something that's a bit special ,?

 

When you let the dog out it's run and it immediately runs to the house and starts licking the windows.

or

When it catches up to its prey and shags it to death.

I would say that dog would be a bit special.

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