Frann 882 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Pork Crackling. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,524 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Pork Crackling. Pork scratchlings by the midland snack company. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,003 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 When I've got an extra quid or two, I over pay on a parking ticket in town and then when I get back to the car, I wait for an elderly person to approach the ticket machine or drive in to the car park, stop them and give them my ticket. Never fails to cheer them up and doesn't cost me much. I put that feeling in my Karma bank I have always done the same,,,in fact in one car park in our town everybody was doing it,,, even to the point of sticking the ticket on the machine,,,if no one was around............gues what though,, the council changed the machines ,, and now you have to type part of your reg plate in the machine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 When I've got an extra quid or two, I over pay on a parking ticket in town and then when I get back to the car, I wait for an elderly person to approach the ticket machine or drive in to the car park, stop them and give them my ticket. Never fails to cheer them up and doesn't cost me much. I put that feeling in my Karma bank I have always done the same,,,in fact in one car park in our town everybody was doing it,,, even to the point of sticking the ticket on the machine,,,if no one was around............gues what though,, the council changed the machines ,, and now you have to type part of your reg plate in the machine They really are such knobs! We haven't got machines like that. A warden stopped me once and tried to tell me I couldn't do it - I told him it was my ticket, I paid for it and would do what I wanted with it. Then I politely told him to have intercourse with himself 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,047 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 When I've got an extra quid or two, I over pay on a parking ticket in town and then when I get back to the car, I wait for an elderly person to approach the ticket machine or drive in to the car park, stop them and give them my ticket. Never fails to cheer them up and doesn't cost me much. I put that feeling in my Karma bank I have always done the same,,,in fact in one car park in our town everybody was doing it,,, even to the point of sticking the ticket on the machine,,,if no one was around............gues what though,, the council changed the machines ,, and now you have to type part of your reg plate in the machine That pisses me off mate, same as up our hospital, I've been up there a lot over the last couple of years with the wife and the parking is a right rip off, I'll pay for 2 hrs be out in half an hour and the tickets useless.. Robbing b*****ds... Shit I'm on the wrong thread, this is another hate lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 When I've got an extra quid or two, I over pay on a parking ticket in town and then when I get back to the car, I wait for an elderly person to approach the ticket machine or drive in to the car park, stop them and give them my ticket. Never fails to cheer them up and doesn't cost me much. I put that feeling in my Karma bank I have always done the same,,,in fact in one car park in our town everybody was doing it,,, even to the point of sticking the ticket on the machine,,,if no one was around............gues what though,, the council changed the machines ,, and now you have to type part of your reg plate in the machine They're doing the same round here mate, grabbing twats. You pay for that space for a set number of hours, it shouldn't matter which car is taking it up as long as it leaves by the time it says on the tickets.. If they're non transferable you should be able to put the ticket back in the machine and get a refund for the time left on it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,003 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 When I've got an extra quid or two, I over pay on a parking ticket in town and then when I get back to the car, I wait for an elderly person to approach the ticket machine or drive in to the car park, stop them and give them my ticket. Never fails to cheer them up and doesn't cost me much. I put that feeling in my Karma bank I have always done the same,,,in fact in one car park in our town everybody was doing it,,, even to the point of sticking the ticket on the machine,,,if no one was around............gues what though,, the council changed the machines ,, and now you have to type part of your reg plate in the machine They really are such knobs! We haven't got machines like that. A warden stopped me once and tried to tell me I couldn't do it - I told him it was my ticket, I paid for it and would do what I wanted with it. Then I politely told him to have intercourse with himself I bet he went of muttering about American women,,, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,757 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 A hare in hes seat either on stubble or deep plough . The smell of old red in an earth letting you know he's home. Breaking through to a young dog doing what he's been bred to do. A dog putting in a good performance in front of doubting friends. These are like heroin to me ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,003 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 The mrs falling to sleep after sex Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 When I've got an extra quid or two, I over pay on a parking ticket in town and then when I get back to the car, I wait for an elderly person to approach the ticket machine or drive in to the car park, stop them and give them my ticket. Never fails to cheer them up and doesn't cost me much. I put that feeling in my Karma bank I have always done the same,,,in fact in one car park in our town everybody was doing it,,, even to the point of sticking the ticket on the machine,,,if no one was around............gues what though,, the council changed the machines ,, and now you have to type part of your reg plate in the machine They really are such knobs! We haven't got machines like that. A warden stopped me once and tried to tell me I couldn't do it - I told him it was my ticket, I paid for it and would do what I wanted with it. Then I politely told him to have intercourse with himself I bet he went of muttering about American women,,, :laugh: Would've been a karate chop if he had! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 The mrs falling to sleep after sex just when its your turn............. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,150 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Scratching my bollocks and farting in the morning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Muskoka (a place in Northern Ontario) My home made flap jacks Chocolate A morning in the gym Laughing till I cry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Going to sound like a geek here but my Nexus 7 tablet. Films, books, internet, games, forums, news, music. Sitting on the bog has never been so much fun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,443 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 i like my own company, weekends and winter.. cant think of anything nicer than a quick walk out on the moor tops, on my own when its a cold frost winter morning and most of them around are in bed nursing a bad head... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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