jasper65 6 Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 PEOPLE PLEASE, september is nearly here, you can kill stuff then, so don't be getting all wriled up, GENREAL TALK should mean just that......................................................... HAPPY HUNTIN'.................. thats the one mate . lots of anxiety for the fourth coming season!! not long now people ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret15 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 OK my turn a few years ago i worked for a motor bike company the work was mundane to say the least but we would think up things to wind each other up. but we went a step to far when we tied on lad who was getting married in the morning stark bollock naked to the back of one of the transporter lorries that was parked up for the night. we went to the pub across the road for a beer planing to return and release him in an hour or so. we came out of the pub to find the Lorry had gone! it was stooped three hours later on the M25 by the cops the poor bloke had the start of hypothermia and the Lorry driver said i wondered why people keep flashing me. thankful he said he didn't know who had done it and forgave us i don't thin his missus did though ahh that feels so much better thank you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,899 Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Was talking to my eldest son and he reminded me of something that occured in this city a few years back.It was a blokes stag do and for a joke they stripped him and handcuffed him down a quiet lane to railings,his best man was the driving force in this.The stag party left and crossed over the road to a pub and had 1 pint only.They came back to find the groom in a very distessed state.He had been sexually assaulted by a street drinker,a whino.He was to get married the next morning,the wedding was cancelled and the groom had a mental break down,to this day he's still in a psychiatric hospital,to make this story even more unbelievable the best man that was responsible for the handcuffing prank commited suicide almost 12 months later.Needless to say the bride to be never became a bride.This is true and made the front pages of the local paper(understandably)Hope I didnt take the laugh out of the topic but isnt it some tragedy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jultaylor1972 2 Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Was talking to my eldest son and he reminded me of something that occured in this city a few years back.It was a blokes stag do and for a joke they stripped him and handcuffed him down a quiet lane to railings,his best man was the driving force in this.The stag party left and crossed over the road to a pub and had 1 pint only.They came back to find the groom in a very distessed state.He had been sexually assaulted by a street drinker,a whino.He was to get married the next morning,the wedding was cancelled and the groom had a mental break down,to this day he's still in a psychiatric hospital,to make this story even more unbelievable the best man that was responsible for the handcuffing prank commited suicide almost 12 months later.Needless to say the bride to be never became a bride.This is true and made the front pages of the local paper(understandably)Hope I didnt take the laugh out of the topic but isnt it some tragedy. Jeepers!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Funniest thing i ever did, was stretch cling film, over all three shitholes in the foundry crapper, one monday morning. The deep joy about it, was one of the first 3 victims was a right b*****d of a gaffer. Worse prank i suffered was being stripped, and my family jewels greased with COARSE lapping paste, upon leaving my first job. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginga john 268 Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 well while we are all fessing up, yes it was me that Sh*t in the head keepers wellies, you know who you are!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Hell I have a good tale,was working with a cranky fecker a while back and he was always cribbing and whinging,put a little optrex(eye drops)in his tea and wallah.....he got the shits for the whole day,every 15-20 minutes he was off to the toilets.I had a nice quiet day and he sure didnt say much. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roybo 2,873 Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 not exactly a prank ,but confession time all the same my lad had a footy game and at 1/2 time had a kick about with my daughter ,i booted the ball the length of the pitch ,as the ball was in mid air for what seemed an age i noticed a few people standing where the ball was going to land so i turned my back ,sneaking a look i noticed an old lady being bowled over and hitting the floor quick thinking i proceded to boll*** my daughter saying she had to be more carefull anyway alls well that ends well the poor old dear was only out for about 15 - 20 minutes and had a nice lift off the ambulance men,and i never admitted the responsibilty BTW my daughter is grounded until further notice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bitsa lurcher Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 More nonsense! why not post on a diff site redmoor same as most of the bull breeds page feck off and post some thing related to hunting hey stitch f**k off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 I used to work in a factory with a few blokes,there was this one bloke a right fecking grass,any thing you did he would snitch to the boss.One day i saw him put is pint of milk in the fridge for his cups of tea,so i got a tampax and dropped it in,feck me them things hold some liquid it soaked the lot up. But after that he was even worse grassing on anything and everything so i got his sandwich box and sh1t in it,2 days later he handed his notice in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 More nonsense! why not post on a diff site redmoor same as most of the bull breeds page feck off and post some thing related to hunting hey stitch f**k off havent you got anything to get off your chest stitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurchers n lamps Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 (edited) OK my turna few years ago i worked for a motor bike company the work was mundane to say the least but we would think up things to wind each other up. but we went a step to far when we tied on lad who was getting married in the morning stark bollock naked to the back of one of the transporter lorries that was parked up for the night. we went to the pub across the road for a beer planing to return and release him in an hour or so. we came out of the pub to find the Lorry had gone! it was stooped three hours later on the M25 by the cops the poor bloke had the start of hypothermia and the Lorry driver said i wondered why people keep flashing me. thankful he said he didn't know who had done it and forgave us i don't thin his missus did though ahh that feels so much better thank you. Edited September 2, 2007 by lurchers n lamps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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