micky 3,325 Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 every time I go in a shop they call me sir ,its just a word,it means nothing, I can do the same, listen to them pikeys talk, its dibble dabble dibble dabble sir, they love the word, say it enough times and you will get whatever you want. My mrs is in her 60s ,call her Miss and she swoons, its just flattery and people love it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,834 Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 you should have stayed in school. I tryed they kicked me out. No point in flogging a dead horse!! lol lol Glad they did WILF.Got my own house.makeing cash.Its not al bad.40 in one class.Most of our schools then waist of time and money. Calm down son, you will have electric light and running water next at the rate your going !! lol lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northern lad 2,292 Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Some years ago one of my daughters was confirmed at the local church,now as it happened the night before I had been on a stag do which ended up in a tear up in a club,so Im in church ,hand strapped up and a few scuffs etc anyway on the way out the Bishop of Salford who had conducted the service was at the entrance shaking hands with the congregation as they left in single file,I got to him he held his hand out ,as I went to shake his hand I flinched (hand swollen like a balloon)....the Bishop leans in and whispers"what does the other fella look like" not a royal but as close as we get in Salford Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loafer 47 Posted September 9, 2013 Report Share Posted September 9, 2013 Bishop Brain, top man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northern lad 2,292 Posted September 9, 2013 Report Share Posted September 9, 2013 :laugh:The very man,the kids call him Bishop Wobblyneck 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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