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My old staff ate my phone and wallet which had about a ton in it,chewed most of my bannister up,killed Henry Hoover,chewed most of the plaster off the kitchen wall.

 

All before he moved onto his chain spot at about 6 months old.

 

Probably cost thousands all together.

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A few years ago, Mrs.B was due some new specs, and fancied something really fashionable. So she checked out a few pairs and settled on a nice pair of Jeff Banks, with tinted lenses, the whole shebang. Set me back over £150 - a huge extravagance for us ! She had them at home for literally 30 minutes, put them on the arm of the chair and went to the kitchen. Jack Russell jumps up, grabs the specs and put her canines right through the middle of one of the lenses !

 

You've never seen a dog run so fast.........................

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My first lurcher pulled a hand-made wooden native sculpture down off my wall and chewed it into splinters. Then he chewed up my Armani glasses for pudding.

 

I had a bowl of meat thawing on top of the cooker one day - the whippet jumped up on top of it for a nibble, knocked all the burners on and nearly burnt the house down in my absence. Had I been five minutes later coming home my house would been in flames.

 

F-ing dogs.

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one cost me a playstation.bit some wee laddie through the fence.it was his own fault really,but i felt bad for the wee man as after it was my mutt that cost him his discomfort lol

 

oh and i owned several greyhounds,so yea they cost me a few heartaches lol

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Tripped over my lurcher's gangly f***ing legs while carrying a tray of dinner and smashed my boys little plastic Thomas the tank engine desk into about a million bits! :laugh: I didn't spill my dinner though! :D

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one cost me a playstation.bit some wee laddie through the fence.it was his own fault really,but i felt bad for the wee man as after it was my mutt that cost him his discomfort lol

 

oh and i owned several greyhounds,so yea they cost me a few heartaches lol

My mates GSD ate their PSP which was about a week old when they were brand new once, I've got photos of it somewhere! :laugh: I sent the pictures into the official playstation magazine and won star letter. :yes: Think that was back in '05 and I'm still waiting for the 5 top PS2 games they said I'd won.. :huh::laugh:
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