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What The Hell Should I Do For My 40Th?


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Here's an interesting conundrum I never imagined facing - how should I celebrate my impending 40th Birthday?

 

Now I'm single and don't have the (ex) ball and chain planning something, I'm at a loss. What did any of you other 40 somethings (plus) do for yours?

 

Any suggestions appreciated folks!

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Escort, for an hour.

 

Back pages of ye local, yellow, free ad's. Cost ye about £130.00. Just make sure to get a British one. Girl doing it because she's figured out it's a good career move. Not some eastern european sex slave.

 

Have ye smokies, or drinkies, before she arrives. On your time. Not hers. Hers costs. Allow about fifteen minutes lee way, and don't render yeself f**king incapable.

 

Once that's all done with? Saunter down to ye usual local. Announce to who ever'll listen that it's your fortieth. And that you've just f**ked the skin off the finest piece of flange ..... :yes:

 

Enjoy!

 

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