Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 A Fork?!? FFS! Wrong!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,668 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 Bet he felt bit of a prick,eh? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,568 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 oh come on ! don't say youv never stuck a fork in your japs eye we,v all done it . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 I dare any bloke to read that and not do the 'tighten your thighs together in horror' routine! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 I dare any bloke to read that and not do the 'tighten your thighs together in horror' routine! I'm not a bloke and even I did that lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,568 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 fkn pussies , I did a spatula once 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 fkn pussies , I did a spatula once Hope you took it out for a meal first. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,485 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 It was the pickled onions he was trying to dig out that worried me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tilfertilfer 706 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 what a forking wanker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 WTF did I just read? A fork? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 why would anyone do that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 What would it take for someone to look at a fork and think , "Mmmm - I wonder if....." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 What the fcuk goes through someone's mind, "hmmm I think I'll stick a fork up my cock today possibly followed by a knife and spoon to complete the set. " At least it wasn't a barbeque fork....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 Must have some cock on him to get a fork stuck 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 Must have some cock on him to get a fork stuck it was a pitch fork,id say thats a big cock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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