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Tiercel not one of them you put up is a limerick :laugh:

 

Limericks are 5 line poems with lines 1,2,5 rhyming with each other and lines 3,4 rhyming with each other

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And Some Posts Are Worth Money

The Fishing Comp When Down A Treat

Though Poor Old Lab Couldn't Stay On His Feet

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There was a young lass from Darjealing .

by her bedside her lover was kneeling.

She said with a grunt

Take your hands off my c**t for its f*****g I need

Not feeling.

 

 

 

There was a young plumber from Kent

whos knob was all twisted and bent

So he put it in double

to save all the trouble

Instead of coming he went.

 

 

 

There was a young lass from Bendrass

Who had a most fantastic ass

not as you might think

All round and pink

But had two extremely large ears and ate grass

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Mary had a little lamb

 

Its fleece was white as snow

 

She got fed up with her little lamb

 

So to the slaughter house it must go

 

It went in on the Monday

 

And they cut its fkn throat

 

Jesus Christ on Friday

 

She had a brand new sheepskin coat..... :thumbs:

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