Chid 6,610 Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 Tiercel not one of them you put up is a limerick Limericks are 5 line poems with lines 1,2,5 rhyming with each other and lines 3,4 rhyming with each other Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted August 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 Tiercel not one of them you put up is a limerick Limericks are 5 line poems with lines 1,2,5 rhyming with each other and lines 3,4 rhyming with each other Well thats me told! TC 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 There was a man from kildare Who was shagging a girl on the stair The banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in the air Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Caprelous 217 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 (edited) There was a young lass from Darjealing . by her bedside her lover was kneeling. She said with a grunt Take your hands off my c**t for its f*****g I need Not feeling. There was a young plumber from Kent whos knob was all twisted and bent So he put it in double to save all the trouble Instead of coming he went. There was a young lass from Bendrass Who had a most fantastic ass not as you might think All round and pink But had two extremely large ears and ate grass Edited August 31, 2013 by Caprelous Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 there was a old man from leeds who swallowed packet of seeds in less than a hour his dick was a flower his ass was a garden of weeds like this chid? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Caprelous 217 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 Little Jack Horner sat in a corner Eating an apple Pie He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said what the fucks a plum doing in here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
micky 3,325 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 Here lies the body of bill poster joe While pasting on Bovril fell through the O But for any man living no death could be better Cuz he went as he came Through a hole in a letter!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white as snow She got fed up with her little lamb So to the slaughter house it must go It went in on the Monday And they cut its fkn throat Jesus Christ on Friday She had a brand new sheepskin coat..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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