bobby blackheart 1,209 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I call mine "Minge" she calls me Cock Knocker and other things 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I hear people calling their other halves "Babe", "Darling", "Sweetie" etc. and I realise the novelty wears off after a few years of marriage, but her indoors has just referred to me as (and I quote) "You big f*****g dickhead." Even from her, that's a bit strong. And she's spot on My wife calls me...oh hang on i'm young, free and single I`m sure when you do find a female they`ll be plenty of names she`ll be calling you .. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I hear people calling their other halves "Babe", "Darling", "Sweetie" etc. and I realise the novelty wears off after a few years of marriage, but her indoors has just referred to me as (and I quote) "You big f*****g dickhead." Even from her, that's a bit strong. And she's spot on My wife calls me...oh hang on i'm young, free and single I`m sure when you do find a female they`ll be plenty of names she`ll be calling you .. Aye i bet, i'm sure Tarquin will come up......must keep her off THL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,696 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 (edited) I call mine the only ni--er,,,, in the village,,, cos she is,,,, other folks faces go red as fook if I say it in our village pub,,,you can see them tuning to each other,,and saying did he really say that She calls me pervert coss I keep trying to spy on these Italian lezers... Edited August 28, 2013 by TOMO 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobby blackheart 1,209 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I hear people calling their other halves "Babe", "Darling", "Sweetie" etc. and I realise the novelty wears off after a few years of marriage, but her indoors has just referred to me as (and I quote) "You big f*****g dickhead." Even from her, that's a bit strong. And she's spot on My wife calls me...oh hang on i'm young, free and single I`m sure when you do find a female they`ll be plenty of names she`ll be calling you .. Aye i bet, i'm sure Tarquin will come up......must keep her off THL she could even be on the thl you just not met yet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I hear people calling their other halves "Babe", "Darling", "Sweetie" etc. and I realise the novelty wears off after a few years of marriage, but her indoors has just referred to me as (and I quote) "You big f*****g dickhead." Even from her, that's a bit strong. And she's spot on My wife calls me...oh hang on i'm young, free and single I`m sure when you do find a female they`ll be plenty of names she`ll be calling you .. Aye i bet, i'm sure Tarquin will come up......must keep her off THL she could even be on the thl you just not met yet could be down in wales next year ---sure you lads could fix him up... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobby blackheart 1,209 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I hear people calling their other halves "Babe", "Darling", "Sweetie" etc. and I realise the novelty wears off after a few years of marriage, but her indoors has just referred to me as (and I quote) "You big f*****g dickhead." Even from her, that's a bit strong. And she's spot on My wife calls me...oh hang on i'm young, free and single I`m sure when you do find a female they`ll be plenty of names she`ll be calling you .. Aye i bet, i'm sure Tarquin will come up......must keep her off THL she could even be on the thl you just not met yet could be down in wales next year ---sure you lads could fix him up... with a proper valley girl he would be discarded like a used sex toy mun 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I hear people calling their other halves "Babe", "Darling", "Sweetie" etc. and I realise the novelty wears off after a few years of marriage, but her indoors has just referred to me as (and I quote) "You big f*****g dickhead." Even from her, that's a bit strong. And she's spot on My wife calls me...oh hang on i'm young, free and single I`m sure when you do find a female they`ll be plenty of names she`ll be calling you .. Aye i bet, i'm sure Tarquin will come up......must keep her off THL she could even be on the thl you just not met yet could be down in wales next year ---sure you lads could fix him up... with a proper valley girl he would be discarded like a used sex toy mun used and abused --that's what he needs . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I hear people calling their other halves "Babe", "Darling", "Sweetie" etc. and I realise the novelty wears off after a few years of marriage, but her indoors has just referred to me as (and I quote) "You big f*****g dickhead." Even from her, that's a bit strong. And she's spot on My wife calls me...oh hang on i'm young, free and single I`m sure when you do find a female they`ll be plenty of names she`ll be calling you .. Aye i bet, i'm sure Tarquin will come up......must keep her off THL she could even be on the thl you just not met yet could be down in wales next year ---sure you lads could fix him up... with a proper valley girl he would be discarded like a used sex toy mun used and abused --that's what he needs . They'd tear the poor f****r limb from limb! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I'd teach those Welsh girls a thing or two.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I'd teach those Welsh girls a thing or two.... :laugh: Aye, just like the way you said you was going to show everyone at the fishing comp how to drink...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I'd teach those Welsh girls a thing or two.... that's the sprit --keep believing I`m sure the lads can sort you a nice buxom valley lass out for next year start crossing the days off kid 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I'd teach those Welsh girls a thing or two.... :laugh: Aye, just like the way you said you was going to show everyone at the fishing comp how to drink...? he did mate for 15 mins ... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I'd teach those Welsh girls a thing or two.... :laugh: Aye, just like the way you said you was going to show everyone at the fishing comp how to drink...? he did mate for 15 mins ... feck knows how he got through the other 8 hrs 45 mins 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I'd teach those Welsh girls a thing or two.... :laugh:Aye, just like the way you said you was going to show everyone at the fishing comp how to drink...? he did mate for 15 mins ...Well on that basis, he might just give a genuine valley girl the best 15 seconds she's ever had! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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