walshie 2,804 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I hear people calling their other halves "Babe", "Darling", "Sweetie" etc. and I realise the novelty wears off after a few years of marriage, but her indoors has just referred to me as (and I quote) "You big f***ing dickhead." Even from her, that's a bit strong. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Alright yeh c**t an endearing little ditty my mate greets me with on entering. The local public house Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Best one I ever heard was when Levellers wife called him ~ and I quote ..... " You fat necked c***!!! " About as good as it gets! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,443 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 ya fat b*****d is what i get or sometimes knobhead Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,565 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I knocked on my mates door once and heard his wife shout " hey maggot dick theres someone at the door " . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,757 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I knocked on my mates door once and heard his wife shout " hey maggot dick theres someone at the door " . yer right a mate of yours was it lol ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 did it turn you on walshie--- her indoors called me all sorts over the years but the one that seems to come up most is twat ...or my sunday name fecking twat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I've called my wife 'bitch' ever since we've been together! Her being Scottish means there's a fair few choice ones come back the other way mind! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northern lad 2,292 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I hear people calling their other halves "Babe", "Darling", "Sweetie" etc. and I realise the novelty wears off after a few years of marriage, but her indoors has just referred to me as (and I quote) "You big f*****g dickhead." Even from her, that's a bit strong. A* for observation Mrs Walshie,take a bow love Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 refer to mine as wench (she is starting to come round to it now) or the long haired General. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chelsea 125 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Ye're lucky mine doesn't talk to me at all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
torchey 1,316 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Ye're lucky mine doesn't talk to me at all I,d call that a result... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chelsea 125 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 (edited) Ye're lucky mine doesn't talk to me at all I,d call that a result... It's like that every time football starts and i think more of the terriers Edited August 28, 2013 by chelsea Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I hear people calling their other halves "Babe", "Darling", "Sweetie" etc. and I realise the novelty wears off after a few years of marriage, but her indoors has just referred to me as (and I quote) "You big f*****g dickhead." Even from her, that's a bit strong. And she's spot on My wife calls me...oh hang on i'm young, free and single Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted August 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 I hear people calling their other halves "Babe", "Darling", "Sweetie" etc. and I realise the novelty wears off after a few years of marriage, but her indoors has just referred to me as (and I quote) "You big f*****g dickhead." Even from her, that's a bit strong. And she's spot on My wife calls me...oh hang on i'm young, free and single I expect you will be for a long long long long time. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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