danw 1,748 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Gotta laugh a keeper gets every poacher on here to tell all there secrets you couldn't make it up lol I'm sure there'll be no new, groundbreaking or surprise info on here for any keeper or copper eh.... Kinda tongue in cheek and a bit o light banter I reckon..... Ain't life kinda serious at times.... And my post wasn't kinda tounge in cheek? f**k I wisk I could get they smilies to work lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 The first rule of Poaching Club is you do not talk about Poaching Club. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Gotta laugh a keeper gets every poacher on here to tell all there secrets you couldn't make it up lol On that note I take I take that Lauren & louie off big brother and both are keen to a Russell in the bushes so if any keeper sneaks up they're both going to mince them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Gotta laugh a keeper gets every poacher on here to tell all there secrets you couldn't make it up lol I'm sure there'll be no new, groundbreaking or surprise info on here for any keeper or copper eh.... Kinda tongue in cheek and a bit o light banter I reckon..... Ain't life kinda serious at times.... And my post wasn't kinda tounge in cheek? f**k I wisk I could get they smilies to work lol A keeper with a sense of humour......Monday's ain't all bad then eh......have some smiles.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Gotta laugh a keeper gets every poacher on here to tell all there secrets you couldn't make it up lol Don't let the name fool you, he's actually just a goalie!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
James Cooksey 29 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 get the keeper drunk before you go out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,567 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 There was a keeper/warden by us who was gay .at the time he was bumming Jimmy Corkhill off Brookside , so when we saw Jimmy drive up we knew it was ok for a couple of hours . 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Giro 2,648 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 He knew all about poaching :laugh: Remember the book and seeing the film at the flics as a nipper 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 And theres fair few jokes on here but not even worth a laugh Is that directed at me? ffs pal you on the rag or something ??? no it wernt aimed at you ! Not on the rag just fed up of all the inane crap getting spouted on here on a daily basis. On the topic of inane threads I'd save yourself a load of ball ache and give http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/topic/299504-about-time/page-4 << topic a wide berth Ohhh and for anyone that's unsure I think toms still live and kicking, I think Quote Link to post Share on other sites
munster man 118 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 if your out poaching how do you get to know the land like the back of your hand??go out during the day to get the lay of the land ?more chance of been seen during the day.suppose you could always check it out on google maps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,872 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 i suppose 100 years ago, was a 50 -50 if you got caught, but to to day with 1 millon c/p lamps you will been seen by farmer+keepers, so the chance is greater getting caught.And as its quite popular today working lurchers, more keepers+famers are on the look out, and with this feckin Ban you will get heavy fines if caught.The poaching game far more harder to day than 100 years ago. for the reason above Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 The first rule of Poaching Club is you do not talk about Poaching Club. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Top tip. Dont take catcher1 round with you. The trail of empty special brew cans will be a dead give away in the morning. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Top tip.Dont take catcher1 round with you. The trail of empty special brew cans will be a dead give away in the morning.and him shouting "them mods and scum on thl can get tae fook" will be most annoying..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 I thought this was going to be about cooking eggs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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