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My husbands birthday is 5 days from now,,,,,, he has every hunting toy possible,,,,,, so ive resorted to google and come on here for help,,,, what is out now that likely he wont have that i could look into buying,,,,,

 

thanks all your quick help is appreciated!!

 

 

 

Spend some bonding time together since he is never in and your left home ,,, tie a bow around you waist pull your wellies on get the jacket on and tell him your his for the day, keep him company in the field or where ever it is he goes everyday carry the game bag ? the spade ? the lamp ? the ferrets ? hold the dogs ? never know what might happen ;);)

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Buy him a deluxe monster pack of condoms as he is probably out pussy hunting by the sounds of it ..........

got to be one of midnights knifes! give him a go

Why what have you done ???

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My husbands birthday is 5 days from now,,,,,, he has every hunting toy possible,,,,,, so ive resorted to google and come on here for help,,,, what is out now that likely he wont have that i could look into buying,,,,,

 

thanks all your quick help is appreciated!!

 

Spend some bonding time together since he is never in and your left home ,,, tie a bow around you waist pull your wellies on get the jacket on and tell him your his for the day, keep him company in the field or where ever it is he goes everyday carry the game bag ? the spade ? the lamp ? the ferrets ? hold the dogs ? never know what might happen ;);)

Bob would be mortified!! :laugh:

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My husbands birthday is 5 days from now,,,,,, he has every hunting toy possible,,,,,, so ive resorted to google and come on here for help,,,, what is out now that likely he wont have that i could look into buying,,,,,

 

thanks all your quick help is appreciated!!

Spend some bonding time together since he is never in and your left home ,,, tie a bow around you waist pull your wellies on get the jacket on and tell him your his for the day, keep him company in the field or where ever it is he goes everyday carry the game bag ? the spade ? the lamp ? the ferrets ? hold the dogs ? never know what might happen ;);)

Bob would be mortified!! :laugh:

 

Excuse me Ross who do you think should him what to do lol :tongue2::tongue2:

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My husbands birthday is 5 days from now,,,,,, he has every hunting toy possible,,,,,, so ive resorted to google and come on here for help,,,, what is out now that likely he wont have that i could look into buying,,,,,

 

thanks all your quick help is appreciated!!

Spend some bonding time together since he is never in and your left home ,,, tie a bow around you waist pull your wellies on get the jacket on and tell him your his for the day, keep him company in the field or where ever it is he goes everyday carry the game bag ? the spade ? the lamp ? the ferrets ? hold the dogs ? never know what might happen ;);)

Bob would be mortified!! :laugh:

 

Excuse me Ross who do you think should him what to do lol :tongue2::tongue2:

 

If the wife cannot empty the conkers satsfactorily,the girlfriend may have to stand in and do the do,mucky cow?.

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My husbands birthday is 5 days from now,,,,,, he has every hunting toy possible,,,,,, so ive resorted to google and come on here for help,,,, what is out now that likely he wont have that i could look into buying,,,,,

 

thanks all your quick help is appreciated!!

 

 

 

Spend some bonding time together since he is never in and your left home ,,, tie a bow around you waist pull your wellies on get the jacket on and tell him your his for the day, keep him company in the field or where ever it is he goes everyday carry the game bag ? the spade ? the lamp ? the ferrets ? hold the dogs ? never know what might happen ;);)

 

I like it as guess whos Birthday it is today and im needing a lamp man /woman :yes::toast::boogy::tongue2::thumbs::victory:

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Didn't it occur to you in the last 360 days that his birthday was going to be 5 days from now? Birthdays always catch me out like that.

 

If you don't know what "hunting" he does, might I suggest a horse? A hunter can never have too many horses. :thumbs:

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Gotta love this...I don't know anything about the man I am married to, can one of you strangers suggest a present for me please?

 

How about a decree absolute folded neatly in a birthday card with tits on it, one (or both) of them is bound to make him spunk :D

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