Malt 379 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Hire a mini digger and dig the f****r out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobby blackheart 1,209 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 dig it out you pussy! 4 ft stump-chop roots all around it-big chain-4 x 4-job done Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wyeman 1,027 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 dig it out you pussy! 4 ft stump-chop roots all around it-big chain-4 x 4-job done Then you are left with a great big tree stump to get rid of and try picking that up! Ignore all the mumbo jumbo advice and get it ground out, you are just left with wood chips. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 I like the dynamite idea but be sure to film it for us. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 dig it out you pussy! 4 ft stump-chop roots all around it-big chain-4 x 4-job done Then you are left with a great big tree stump to get rid of and try picking that up! simple answer to that, just keep driving the 4x4 down the road, round the first corner then take the chains off.. Do we have to think of everything? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wyeman 1,027 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 dig it out you pussy! 4 ft stump-chop roots all around it-big chain-4 x 4-job done Then you are left with a great big tree stump to get rid of and try picking that up! simple answer to that, just keep driving the 4x4 down the road, round the first corner then take the chains off.. Do we have to think of everything? Tut! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,530 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 dig it out you pussy! 4 ft stump-chop roots all around it-big chain-4 x 4-job done Then you are left with a great big tree stump to get rid of and try picking that up! Ignore all the mumbo jumbo advice and get it ground out, you are just left with wood chips. If you want anything gone,just leave it out front your house,if you want to ,write a free sign out,won't take long before someone takes it away. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zx10mike 137 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 sbk brushwood killer,use a paint brush and use it neat.should cost £10.00 max.jd atb mike 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 (edited) feck pulling it out with the motor --- I dug under one from my front garden put a chain round it attached the chain to some tow rope then to my pick up--when it came out it overtook the truck and put the windscreen out ,, Edited August 25, 2013 by the_stig 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,530 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Tie it to the back of the truck next time,pmsl 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Tie it to the back of the truck next time,pmsl it was tied to the tow bar --I had the fecking rope to long 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,459 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Even drilling holes into the stump they will fill with water and it will rot but takes ages Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginga john 268 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Drill some holes and fill with neat SBK, will be dead in a fortnight Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jessdale 416 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Get some gin in a glass and mix it with elderberry juice. Dip in a ball of cotton wool until the ball has soaked up all the liquid. Then throw the cotton wool away. Walk round the stump, anti clockwise 4 times and then hop on your left foot, clockwise, 7 times. The stump will be gone in 12 days. Or get a stump grinder it will be a lot easier. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,459 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 We had a line of cypress as a divider when we bought the house first thing i did was cut them all down and drill the stumps fill them with diesel they where still like that when i built the porch and mono blocked the front garden . i had to use a mini digger to rip them out , so its going to cost you either a mini digger or a stump grinder , Unless you just want them dead and leave them alone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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