Wxm 1,638 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 My mate got bit on the nut by a rabbit....... Too funny!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 when times were good and the majority of things were fair game, did anyone have a close incounter or feel the sharp end of something with teeth?? the only incidence i've had is when out ferreting 1 of the lads eaither the rabbit bit his hand or fcuk know what happened but it tuck a chunk out of his hand carry on with your nonsence and you will be raided next............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted August 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 when times were good and the majority of things were fair game, did anyone have a close incounter or feel the sharp end of something with teeth?? the only incidence i've had is when out ferreting 1 of the lads eaither the rabbit bit his hand or fcuk know what happened but it tuck a chunk out of his hand carry on with your nonsence and you will be raided next............ You lost me at carry on :hmm: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 lost meself again......it was a joke billy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 Pal picked up a black terrier first day he got it was all friendly next day I seem him f****r latched on too my leg my pal thinking its all funny c**t next day ask him were is the nut job of a dog the nut job of a thing chased him up a tree he was up there for 2 hours karma is sweet also had also had a bull knock me into a wall my arms chest neck head shoulder gut and knees back kicked from cows got a slash on my leg from trying too kill a deer had a hook go threw my finger unhooking a pollock had a quad bike on top of me on a mountain in Nz a tup ramming me in the leg a cat latch onto my hand also my own terrier latch on my hand while pulling him out a hole attacked bye wasps pulling a cocker out of a rabbit hole chased bye a brown king a death ader bite my boot while lifting a water trough woke up too a carpet snake round my kitchen table nearly got gored bye a wild bore listening too dumb ass kiwis and had ferret bite my toe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bunny Boiler 177 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 Pal picked up a black terrier first day he got it was all friendly next day I seem him f****r latched on too my leg my pal thinking its all funny c**t next day ask him were is the nut job of a dog the nut job of a thing chased him up a tree he was up there for 2 hours karma is sweet also had also had a bull knock me into a wall my arms chest neck head shoulder gut and knees back kicked from cows got a slash on my leg from trying too kill a deer had a hook go threw my finger unhooking a pollock had a quad bike on top of me on a mountain in Nz a tup ramming me in the leg a cat latch onto my hand also my own terrier latch on my hand while pulling him out a hole attacked bye wasps pulling a cocker out of a rabbit hole chased bye a brown king a death ader bite my boot while lifting a water trough woke up too a carpet snake round my kitchen table nearly got gored bye a wild bore listening too dumb ass kiwis and had ferret bite my toe And this was all at the same time, so game over lads! He wins! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 Pal picked up a black terrier first day he got it was all friendly next day I seem him f****r latched on too my leg my pal thinking its all funny c**t next day ask him were is the nut job of a dog the nut job of a thing chased him up a tree he was up there for 2 hours karma is sweet also had also had a bull knock me into a wall my arms chest neck head shoulder gut and knees back kicked from cows got a slash on my leg from trying too kill a deer had a hook go threw my finger unhooking a pollock had a quad bike on top of me on a mountain in Nz a tup ramming me in the leg a cat latch onto my hand also my own terrier latch on my hand while pulling him out a hole attacked bye wasps pulling a cocker out of a rabbit hole chased bye a brown king a death ader bite my boot while lifting a water trough woke up too a carpet snake round my kitchen table nearly got gored bye a wild bore listening too dumb ass kiwis and had ferret bite my toeAnd this was all at the same time, so game over lads! He wins! na since I was a teenager funny thing is there is more as well lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alan... 172 Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) when they cast out a live bait on a float rod... Why, what's wrong with that? Edited September 1, 2013 by Alan... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 I felt I simply Had To resurrect this thread, after what happened today! There I am, lazing in the pit. One arm round Pest (That's my American Bulldog, in case ye didn't know). Just dozing and letting shit drift through my head. Lovely! Then, something happened. I don't know what. Perhaps she simply decided it was time to get up? But, Pest was off the bed. Then, I remember, she was begging the Danger Dog to play fight with her. Interestingly, he was right on the brink of actually doing so. She used to mortify him when she did that. Now he's getting used to her. I s'pose that made her even more ecstatically happy than she just plain is, all the time. Because, the next thing I knew, she was back. On the bed. On her back. Wriggling and snarking and generally showing all the symptoms of a Dog thoroughly in love with simply being The quilt went west. Kicked to christ knows where. Smiling warmly, like the loving and indulgent Dad I am, I reached down rub her silky haired head as it thrashed from side to side in pure joie de vivre ..... And that's when the f**king lunatic chomped down on my right testicle!!! :icon_eek: Christ, That f**king woke me up!!! Pesticle bit my testicle! It's not many men can say that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted September 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 I felt I simply Had To resurrect this thread, after what happened today! There I am, lazing in the pit. One arm round Pest (That's my American Bulldog, in case ye didn't know). Just dozing and letting shit drift through my head. Lovely! Then, something happened. I don't know what. Perhaps she simply decided it was time to get up? But, Pest was off the bed. Then, I remember, she was begging the Danger Dog to play fight with her. Interestingly, he was right on the brink of actually doing so. She used to mortify him when she did that. Now he's getting used to her. I s'pose that made her even more ecstatically happy than she just plain is, all the time. Because, the next thing I knew, she was back. On the bed. On her back. Wriggling and snarking and generally showing all the symptoms of a Dog thoroughly in love with simply being The quilt went west. Kicked to christ knows where. Smiling warmly, like the loving and indulgent Dad I am, I reached down rub her silky haired head as it thrashed from side to side in pure joie de vivre ..... And that's when the f**king lunatic chomped down on my right testicle!!! :icon_eek: Christ, That f**king woke me up!!! Pesticle bit my testicle! It's not many men can say that! from 0:50 lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
willum 89 Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 got bit by a mates hamster years ago it climbed upside down on the cage raced across to where my finger was latched on then decided to hang off my finger. couldnt pull my finger out through bars as this demon critter tryed to decapitate the end of my finger hurt like hell bled like feck it finally let go after about a minute or so covered in blood hissing and hitting the bars in its cage . bit by a corn snake that thought my thumb was a pinky mouse looked like my thumb had been used for a pin cusion lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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