Malt 379 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 get a lottery ticket bought Tomo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,441 Posted August 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Believe it or not,,, the mrs put the lottery on befor we left uk,,,for 4 or 5 weeks whilst we are away,,, we have only lost the ticket,, just 1 line each week same numbers,,,, she daren't look on line to see what the results are each week..lol What makes it worse is at home normaly she plays it on line,,,doh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 The feckers ain't getting a penny off me ... I told them kill him not scare him ...... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest vin Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 The feckers ain't getting a penny off me ... I told them kill him not scare him ...... I told you not to send the Cumbrians.. get the SAS involved.. my missis said she will pay any amount to keep Tomo's Terrier. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Fookin hell.... Everything happens for a reason.... Its clearly wasnt your time to go That's right Tomo but stay out of the pool, they say it comes in three's, so if it does, can I have your permission...! Glad your ok mate.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big bald beautiful 1,231 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Lucky there ... Had something similar.. Turned down a lift home from a night shift, that morning the lad crashed his car in the fog into the back of a parked up wagon trailer.the car bumper came through the cars dash board and into the passengers side head rest... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,441 Posted August 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 The feckers ain't getting a penny off me ... I told them kill him not scare him ...... Fecker....lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,351 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Had a near death experience last night,, the second for me,, as I nearly drowned 23 year ago... Walking down the street last night,,, I car came from behind me and hit the parked car I was walking past,,, the parked car mounted the pavement and almost pinned me to the wall,,, the speeding car, wich hit the parked car, got flung in the air,, and rolled ending up on its roof,,, Imeadatly people from all the bars,,, I'm in ibiza, came running out to help get the passengers out,, the chef from one of the bars came over to me,,, and said your one lucky fecker,,, got to be honest I was a bit shook up.... For a Minuit or two, I stood watching all the people trying to help the passengers,, the plod were there in seconds as there's loads of police here,,, for a second I thought I should help,,, then I thought feck em,,, c**ts nearly made my kids fatherless,,, a bit evil I know,,, The lucky thing for me was the car that was parked,,, was the first one,,, there was big gap behind it,, and had the speeding car not hit the parked car,,, or I was second later,, it could have been a different story,,, the thing was I never herd a thing,, until the almighty bang at the side of me,, no skidding sound ,,no brake noise nothing .. I walked back down the street ,,and carried on drinking ,,,lol. You could have at least got a picture of the occupants of the car all hung on a gate ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mintstick999 485 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Who gets the dogs if you hadn't been so lucky. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandymere 8,263 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 The mrs afterwards trying to lighten my mood said,,,, it's like them films, final destination where death stalks them and is intent on getting his flesh,,, she's a card ain't she,,,lol Johnny it's dean and Jamie's fault,,, I was out looking for them two and a bunch of 20 west Cumbrian head cases,,,lol You'll get your own back on your Mrs, she'll have to wash the kegs you were wearing 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,441 Posted August 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Wilf,,sandymere,,,,,twats,,,,lol lol,,, right I'm off out to find dean,,, might be hard mind in the dark,,, as he's blacker than my mrs with all that fake tan.......... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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