TOMO 26,270 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Had a near death experience last night,, the second for me,, as I nearly drowned 23 year ago... Walking down the street last night,,, I car came from behind me and hit the parked car I was walking past,,, the parked car mounted the pavement and almost pinned me to the wall,,, the speeding car, wich hit the parked car, got flung in the air,, and rolled ending up on its roof,,, Imeadatly people from all the bars,,, I'm in ibiza, came running out to help get the passengers out,, the chef from one of the bars came over to me,,, and said your one lucky fecker,,, got to be honest I was a bit shook up.... For a Minuit or two, I stood watching all the people trying to help the passengers,, the plod were there in seconds as there's loads of police here,,, for a second I thought I should help,,, then I thought feck em,,, c**ts nearly made my kids fatherless,,, a bit evil I know,,, The lucky thing for me was the car that was parked,,, was the first one,,, there was big gap behind it,, and had the speeding car not hit the parked car,,, or I was second later,, it could have been a different story,,, the thing was I never herd a thing,, until the almighty bang at the side of me,, no skidding sound ,,no brake noise nothing .. I walked back down the street ,,and carried on drinking ,,,lol. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheDeal 63 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 When your times up its up, you was lucky there mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Fookin hell.... Everything happens for a reason.... Its clearly wasnt your time to go Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,775 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Nothing evil about thinking "f**k em" to twats like that. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Close shave there TOMO, look after No1 mate, nothing wrong thinking like that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reaper1064 285 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Some ones looking over you mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,270 Posted August 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 The mrs afterwards trying to lighten my mood said,,,, it's like them films, final destination where death stalks them and is intent on getting his flesh,,, she's a card ain't she,,,lol Johnny it's dean and Jamie's fault,,, I was out looking for them two and a bunch of 20 west Cumbrian head cases,,,lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
torchey 1,328 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Thank f**k your alright mate, who the f**k would have took me up the dales this winter 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 The mrs afterwards trying to lighten my mood said,,,, it's like them films, final destination where death stalks them and is intent on getting his flesh,,, she's a card ain't she,,,lol Johnny it's dean and Jamie's fault,,, I was out looking for them two and a bunch of 20 west Cumbrian head cases,,,lol Dean's out there getting a proper tan then is he. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
inan 841 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Had a near death experience last night,, the second for me,, as I nearly drowned 23 year ago... Walking down the street last night,,, I car came from behind me and hit the parked car I was walking past,,, the parked car mounted the pavement and almost pinned me to the wall,,, the speeding car, wich hit the parked car, got flung in the air,, and rolled ending up on its roof,,, Imeadatly people from all the bars,,, I'm in ibiza, came running out to help get the passengers out,, the chef from one of the bars came over to me,,, and said your one lucky fecker,,, got to be honest I was a bit shook up.... For a Minuit or two, I stood watching all the people trying to help the passengers,, the plod were there in seconds as there's loads of police here,,, for a second I thought I should help,,, then I thought feck em,,, c**ts nearly made my kids fatherless,,, a bit evil I know,,, The lucky thing for me was the car that was parked,,, was the first one,,, there was big gap behind it,, and had the speeding car not hit the parked car,,, or I was second later,, it could have been a different story,,, the thing was I never herd a thing,, until the almighty bang at the side of me,, no skidding sound ,,no brake noise nothing .. I walked back down the street ,,and carried on drinking ,,,lol. I just imagining the damage to the car if it had hit you. Seriously, that's the best excuse to get bladdered I've heard. Glad you're alright mate. We truly don't know what's waiting for us around the corner. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,936 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Fookin hell.... Everything happens for a reason.... Its clearly wasnt your time to go very true, we still got you then lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cookiemonsterandmerlin 145 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Its easy for life to whipped away from us in split second though no fault of your own ,had a 50 pence 20 pence moment on the R1 the other day . Glad your OK Cookie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BOLSTER 808 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 f**k em sometimes its best to live like an ''Animal & be selfish'', good luck ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Mate of mines same bloody way... 2 very close calls in last couple months... Chain snapped on his motorbike couple weeks back... Bike turned into a bucking bronco then went into a skid... I would not like to go to his funeral Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gosling1960 191 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 You lucky you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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