jasper65 6 Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Three working lads!! An Englishman... Irishman... and Scotchman stroll towards the Red light district in london after a good night on the Raz. As they stroll past this gorgeouse Prostitute the scotsman asks her "How mooch you asking for a wee shag"? with this the Prostitute replies! "Well my bottom rate is £15 for a wank! £30 for a blow job! or £50 for the works!! or if you can tell me what my two Tattoos are on the the inside of my thighs you get it for Free".... The eyes nearly pop out of all three lads heads and all agree to her terms. First up is the Scotsman! he walks into her room and there lays this gorgeouse Prostitute stark naked and legs wide open to reveal all Includeing the two tattoos on the upper inside of her thighs, with this he bends over and studies them both and replies to the prostitute : "Well The wee one on the left is Mike Tyson? and the wee one on the right is George Forman"? "thats correct" replies the Prostitute! "its now you'rs for Free" so on he gets and nails her for all its worth.... Next up is the Englishman. the prostitute does the same routine and lays spread on the bed with the Englisman studying both Tattoos, after studying the for about 5 mins he reaches a conclusion and says "I think the one on the left is Mike Tyson? and the one on the right is George Forman?" "Correct" says the prostitute and on he gets for his free session... Finally both return down the stairs and tells the Irishman!! and up he goes into her room and there she lays again totally spread and gagging for it!! with this the Irishman asks her the prices again! "Well replies the Prostitute! my bottom rate is £15 for a wank! £30 for a blow job! or £50 for the works!! or if you can tell me what my Tattoos are on the the upper inside of my thighs you get it for Free", the Irishmans eyes nearly popped out of his head so he slips on his Glasses and studies the Tattoos for a good 20 minutes!! finally he reaches his verdict!! "Well" he said!! "I tink the one on the left is Mike tyson? and I tink the one on the right is George Forman? and I tink the one in the middle with the curley hair and thick lips is Frank Bruno....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ricky-N.p.p 0 Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 utter pish ! allthat for that, disapointing punch line mate.....sorry ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sniffer 167 Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 or don king Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted August 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 utter pish ! allthat for that, disapointing punch line mate.....sorry ! it needs telling not typeing... can't you get your head round the one in the middle with the curley hair and thick lips was her fanny ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ricky-N.p.p 0 Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 utter pish ! allthat for that, disapointing punch line mate.....sorry ! it needs telling not typeing... can't you get your head round the one in the middle with the curley hair and thick lips was her fanny ... yeah i got it, i was just expecting a better punchline Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret15 0 Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 i think its fanny....... i mean funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spughawk 0 Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Good one jasper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest shaheen Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Top Dollar Jasper! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david2363 42 Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Jasper - you lose the comedy element if you need to explain it . And the punchline should be -- " thats Lennox Lewis on the left thigh. Mike Tyson on the right thigh And the one in the middle has got to be ... Don King" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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