gosling1960 191 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 (edited) A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?""Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault"."Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked."In the park just down the road" she replied."Can you describe what happened?""Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me in there,removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his knees and had his way with me"."Could you give me a description of him?""Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees,one on each leg"."Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman", said the Sergeant."Yes", said the lady, "He was an Australian Cricketer".“That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from his accent?""No", she replied. "He had no accent, I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long". Edited August 13, 2013 by gosling1960 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,493 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 I know just the guy to send that too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stabs 3 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Not a lot of cricket talk over here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marmite 19 Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 I'm sure the ole convict country is saying where's that GB RL team when you need it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,553 Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 Very good ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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