Pre Ban Deer

[DeerhoundLurcherMan 997]

I've read this whole shit thread and have came up with a few conclusions.

 

Suzy Ross needs a good shag to settle her down.

Kranky lives up to his name

C hall has never killed a deer in his life lol.

 

Started off well.

Had me in stiches that did

[shaaark 10,717]

 

 

 

You cant generalise every dogs ability by how many inches its got under its shoulder.

 

But if deer is your game then generally you would want a bigger dog. "Want" being the key word not "need".

 

F**k all that centre of gravity sh*t.

Think that's obvious, don't you think?

Yes, but you are "generalising" smaller dogs ability to turn better because of a lower centre of gravity.

 

Which is bollocks........

Everything with a lower centre of gravity turns faster, whether that's a formula 1 car to land rover or Zola compared to that tall useless guy who played for Liverpool I think. It's the laws of physics. But your right, not all small dogs will turn faster, but a good small dog will turn faster than a good large one. Anyhow, as Kranky says, this has nothing to do with the thread so I'll leave it at that.

 

Have you explained these laws of physics to the majority of bull x owners?

[mud 2,044]

I've read this whole shit thread and have came up with a few conclusions.

 

Suzy Ross needs a good shag to settle her down.

Kranky lives up to his name

C hall has never killed a deer in his life lol.

 

Started off well.

ill do the shagging for her just tell her to drop me a pm anytime ?

[Gaz_1989 9,539]

I'm gonna start hunting with a skateboard

[trenchfoot 4,243]

dachshund x deerhound is what you need!

[bobby blackheart 1,209]

I've read this whole shit thread and have came up with a few conclusions.

 

Suzy Ross needs a good shag to settle her down.

Kranky lives up to his name

C hall has never killed a deer in his life lol.

 

Started off well.

[C Hall 552]

C hall has never killed a deer in his life lol.

 

 

 

I have read all about it in darcy's books does that not count

[chief pudding 17]

If you are after numbers then it has to be a bigger dog. Fact

rubbish

[chief pudding 17]

this big dog little dog rubbish is just to much,good deer dogs come in all sizes and flavours fact.

[No eye deer 22]

 

 

If you are after numbers then it has to be a bigger dog. Fact

rubbish

hello

[nomoon 542]

this big dog little dog rubbish is just to much,good deer dogs come in all sizes and flavours fact.

and thats a fact,had a little lurcher to lurcher bitch did them with joy,no fancy throat hold just the first bit she grabbed and pulled them down and held on till i got there and finished it, big small some do some dont, atb mc

[Suzy Ross 236]

 

 

 

 

 

You cant generalise every dogs ability by how many inches its got under its shoulder.

 

But if deer is your game then generally you would want a bigger dog. "Want" being the key word not "need".

 

F**k all that centre of gravity sh*t.

Think that's obvious, don't you think?

Yes, but you are "generalising" smaller dogs ability to turn better because of a lower centre of gravity.

 

Which is bollocks........

Everything with a lower centre of gravity turns faster, whether that's a formula 1 car to land rover or Zola compared to that tall useless guy who played for Liverpool I think. It's the laws of physics. But your right, not all small dogs will turn faster, but a good small dog will turn faster than a good large one. Anyhow, as Kranky says, this has nothing to do with the thread so I'll leave it at that.

My coffee table is only small and my push bike is a large one.

My coffe table has a lower centre of gravity than my bike.

I know which one I'd ride downhill through a slalom course.

The above, quite clearly disproves your theory. Now run along and do something constructive, I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd like a nice homemade cake.

I'm guessing "my push bikes a large one" statement is the first time in your life you've been able to describe anything of yours that way.

[Suzy Ross 236]

 

I've read this whole shit thread and have came up with a few conclusions.

 

Suzy Ross needs a good shag to settle her down.

Kranky lives up to his name

C hall has never killed a deer in his life lol.

 

Started off well.

ill do the shagging for her just tell her to drop me a pm anytime ?

Thanks mud, so anyone who wants to shag me, you'll do the shagging for me. You heard him boys, send him a pm if your interested.

[kranky 507]

 

 

I've read this whole shit thread and have came up with a few conclusions.

 

Suzy Ross needs a good shag to settle her down.

Kranky lives up to his name

C hall has never killed a deer in his life lol.

 

Started off well.

ill do the shagging for her just tell her to drop me a pm anytime ?

Thanks mud, so anyone who wants to shag me, you'll do the shagging for me. You heard him boys, send him a pm if your interested.

It's obvious that you're here to try and get a bit of action. You've probably exhausted the possibilities at your local Wetherspoons.

 

I'm sure the facial hair and smell of BO would be a deciding factor.

But I'm sure there's some blokes that are willing to overlook it and shag you anyway!

[No eye deer 22]

 

 

 

I've read this whole shit thread and have came up with a few conclusions.

 

Suzy Ross needs a good shag to settle her down.

Kranky lives up to his name

C hall has never killed a deer in his life lol.

 

Started off well.

ill do the shagging for her just tell her to drop me a pm anytime ?

Thanks mud, so anyone who wants to shag me, you'll do the shagging for me. You heard him boys, send him a pm if your interested.

It's obvious that you're here to try and get a bit of action. You've probably exhausted the possibilities at your local Wetherspoons.

 

I'm sure the facial hair and smell of BO would be a deciding factor.

But I'm sure there's some blokes that are willing to overlook it and shag you anyway!

a woman commenting on a deer thread, see her get a buck over then drag it a mile to a road. Not the type of woman for me.