gosling1960 191 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Absolutely disgusting behaviour I saw on the beach at Torquay earlier. I was on the seafront and saw a man and a woman having an almighty argument in front of loads of kids, suddenly the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took his baton to the man, the guy managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the copper AND his wife!Then out of nowhere a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages !!. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Go to bed!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 9,118 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 What you been drinking. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,443 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 is it too early for magic mushrooms? cant be in season yet 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Absolutely disgusting behaviour I saw on the beach at Torquay earlier. I was on the seafront and saw a man and a woman having an almighty argument in front of loads of kids, suddenly the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took his baton to the man, the guy managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the copper AND his wife! Then out of nowhere a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages !!. Thats the way to do it! TC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 oh no he didn't Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gosling1960 191 Posted August 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Oh yes he did. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 (edited) Oh yes he did!!!!! TC Bugger, two nanao seconds. Edited August 10, 2013 by tiercel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gosling1960 191 Posted August 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Go to bed!! LAST ONE The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some tablets to help me get an erection. So I did. I gave her the diet pills. That's when the trouble started.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 coat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 That was a little better than the first. Just. Night mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Need to lay off the crack I think ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxtails 272 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 what the bloody hell was going on, ........on that bloody beach ? ....... hope everybody was ok ?...................................................get to bed lol.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gosling1960 191 Posted August 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."I bought her a bathroom scale. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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