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[TOMO 26,640]

 

Fecking hot on that beach today mush,,,, one of them days it burns your feet standing on the sand it's that hot... Then I swam out to the rocks ,,, all the buff young bucks,,, in them tight short thingys,, that Daniel Craig wore in James Bond,,were diving and jumping of this high rock,,,,climbed up looked down,,, and thought feck me that's high,,, but I had to do it or I would have looked a right fanny,,, so I chuck my googles in first then off I fligh,,, feck I hit that water hard..lol

Looked round could I fook as find the googles,,, I thought they would float,, but me daughter says no,, mrs was fecking tamping,,fuming ,,raging,,, cost her £45,, there some special things she bought for river swimming in triathlons,,,

 

LMFAO :laugh: Ya clown why the fec didn't you A) Keep hold of them b,) leave them with the mrs C) bother taking ya saggy tits up on that rock in the first place :laugh:

Cos I was swimming round the bottom of the rocks looking at fish and stuff ,,, then thought ile have some of this cliff diving malarkey ,,,like you do,,,, then got up there ,,, and thought feck me I'm to old for this shit,,,, but what you going to do look like a lemon and climb down,,,

 

With hindsight I should have just held on to them.....

 

Funny though ain't it,,, over there you get lads diving ,,jumping of cliffs and genrely having a good time,, over here do it ,,and the media ,government ,,, give it a name ( tombstoning) and try and almost ban it..

 

There was even a little girl about 5 or 6 ,, the day befor jumping of a smaller rock,,, but that was still a good 10 foot

[TOMO 26,640]

Been to a different beach today mush,, top of the island,,es figurels,,, good beach ,,, but I keep forgetting you get the odd naturist on it,,, and I'm not talking about a plants and animals..lol..

 

Looked over to see this chubby fella,, fucks sake totally starkers,,, thankfully he was just of average size,,lol I hate feeling inferior,,,after an hour or so,, a skinny little fella appears ,, fecking show off,,lol ,,, f**k sake hung like a fecking donkey,,the wanker,,,,,the worst bit was the only woman who was in the buff,, was chubbys wife,,,,and I wished she hadn't,,lol

[dytkos 17,819]

Tomo, stop perving at the blokes and get some pics of the lezzers up. FFS fully clothed would be a start

 

Cheers, D.

[mushroom 13,222]

Been to a different beach today mush,, top of the island,,es figurels,,, good beach ,,, but I keep forgetting you get the odd naturist on it,,, and I'm not talking about a plants and animals..lol..

 

Looked over to see this chubby fella,, fucks sake totally starkers,,, thankfully he was just of average size,,lol I hate feeling inferior,,,after an hour or so,, a skinny little fella appears ,, fecking show off,,lol ,,, f**k sake hung like a fecking donkey,,the wanker,,,,,the worst bit was the only woman who was in the buff,, was chubbys wife,,,,and I wished she hadn't,,lol

I'm with Dykos :laugh:

 

Ps I hope you didn't take photos of my "donkey dick" :laugh:

[mushroom 13,222]

By the way day off tomorrow gotta love the Spanish they put a bank holiday in the middle of the week so everycnut decides to take the next day off for aswell for the long weekend.... and they wonder why the country is fuckedinacrisis

 

So reckon it could be another trip to the beach

 

Didn't mention this before but the other day on the beach I managed to slice my foot open while swimming, on the coral/rocks/whateverthefuck do you think the cuts will attract a Great White and could I take it with the speargun???

[TOMO 26,640]

Bitches,,,,,,there was a bloke there earlier,,,real scroty looking fecker,,,just hoping he's a brother to one of them,,,in fact yeh that's the only answer I can think.

[TOMO 26,640]

Mush get some aqua socks from the beach shops,, only about 5 euro,, mind I should talk I ain't got any,,, and them fecking fish are trying to eat me alive the little c**ts,,, every fecking saw or broken bit of skin,, there in there nibbling away..

 

Mind they cleaned out a scab on my toe from a mozzy bite I had itched and it went manky ,,looks real clean now

[albert64 1,882]

Bitches,,,,,,there was a bloke there earlier,,,real scroty looking fecker,,,just hoping he's a brother to one of them,,,in fact yeh that's the only answer I can think.

might be donkey dick ?

[mushroom 13,222]

Mush get some aqua socks from the beach shops,, only about 5 euro,, mind I should talk I ain't got any,,, and them fecking fish are trying to eat me alive the little c**ts,,, every fecking saw or broken bit of skin,, there in there nibbling away..

 

Mind they cleaned out a scab on my toe from a mozzy bite I had itched and it went manky ,,looks real clean now

Fair enough but the question remains.. Could I take out a great White with a speargun??? I guess it's the same type of question as can a Beddywhip take out a red Deer :laugh:

[dytkos 17,819]

Mush get some aqua socks from the beach shops,, only about 5 euro,, mind I should talk I ain't got any,,, and them fecking fish are trying to eat me alive the little c**ts,,, every fecking saw or broken bit of skin,, there in there nibbling away..

 

Mind they cleaned out a scab on my toe from a mozzy bite I had itched and it went manky ,,looks real clean now

 

Thats a very anthropomorphic thing for you to say TOMO?

 

Cheers, D.

[TOMO 26,640]

So,, last night me and the mrs go out for a few sherbets ,,, in to a trendy little bar my mate owns... the music is banging as they say,,, I'm doing my usual man dance,, in my designer jeans ( George ),, and polo from next,,, she is dancing away ,, now we are in the VIP part of the club,,, and I notice all the women on the other side looking across at me,,us,, and smiling ... Feck me either I'm looking hot,,, or it's lesbian time again,,, so I'm grinning like a Cheshire Cat,,, the mrs looks at me ,,, who you smiling at,, she asks,,,, nobody ,, all the birds are looking at us I say,,,,, not us she laffs,,, look behind you..

It's only that grey haired lethario,, Wayne Liniker,, brother of Gary stood right behind us, with his entarage of hangers on... Wanker,,,lol

[mushroom 13,222]

So,, last night me and the mrs go out for a few sherbets ,,, in to a trendy little bar my mate owns... the music is banging as they say,,, I'm doing my usual man dance,, in my designer jeans ( George ),, and polo from next,,, she is dancing away ,, now we are in the VIP part of the club,,, and I notice all the women on the other side looking across at me,,us,, and smiling ... Feck me either I'm looking hot,,, or it's lesbian time again,,, so I'm grinning like a Cheshire Cat,,, the mrs looks at me ,,, who you smiling at,, she asks,,,, nobody ,, all the birds are looking at us I say,,,,, not us she laffs,,, look behind you..

It's only that grey haired lethario,, Wayne Liniker,, brother of Gary stood right behind us, with his entarage of hangers on... Wanker,,,lol

FLMAO all I did last night was have a couple of cans, a spliff and one hell of a huge Bbq Steaks galore nom nom

 

PS lol you were upstaged by Wayne?? when ya see him next tell him Shroom says your a fuuckin nob head and slap him, regain your power :laugh:

[TOMO 26,640]

One of his entarage ,,tried to climb over the low wall separating us in the VIP ,,from the rabble,, he did this as an epic fail,,catching his foot in one of the model type females clothing ,,nearly dragging her over the wall,,, he landed on his back, on the dance floor,,, quickly jumping to his feet,, he couldn't make his legs work,, and went of like a bowling ball, nocking folk everywhere ,,,what a tit..lol

 

A little later on one of the bar lads ,,is dancing his tits off,,you know the type full head of hair ,,good looks lean physique ,, you know,,a wanker,,, to be honest he was a good dancer,,,anyway this little bald headed well dressed fella next to us is watching him,, I turned to him and said dont worry fella the kids proberbly gay,,, got to be,, dancing like

 

What did you ask him , my mrs asks,,, so I told her,,, she's pissing herself,,, look at the fella with baldy,,, yep baldy s gay ,, and I've offended him,,lol,,, can't take me anywhere..

[Lab 10,979]

One of his entarage ,,tried to climb over the low wall separating us in the VIP ,,from the rabble,, he did this as an epic fail,,catching his foot in one of the model type females clothing ,,nearly dragging her over the wall,,, he landed on his back, on the dance floor,,, quickly jumping to his feet,, he couldn't make his legs work,, and went of like a bowling ball, nocking folk everywhere ,,,what a tit..lol

 

A little later on one of the bar lads ,,is dancing his tits off,,you know the type full head of hair ,,good looks lean physique ,, you know,,a wanker,,, to be honest he was a good dancer,,,anyway this little bald headed well dressed fella next to us is watching him,, I turned to him and said dont worry fella the kids proberbly gay,,, got to be,, dancing like

 

What did you ask him , my mrs asks,,, so I told her,,, she's pissing herself,,, look at the fella with baldy,,, yep baldy s gay ,, and I've offended him,,lol,,, can't take me anywhere..

A lot of Gays and Lesbians in this part of Spain... Your sure your not on some kind of 'special' holiday?? Lol

[mushroom 13,222]

 

One of his entarage ,,tried to climb over the low wall separating us in the VIP ,,from the rabble,, he did this as an epic fail,,catching his foot in one of the model type females clothing ,,nearly dragging her over the wall,,, he landed on his back, on the dance floor,,, quickly jumping to his feet,, he couldn't make his legs work,, and went of like a bowling ball, nocking folk everywhere ,,,what a tit..lol

 

A little later on one of the bar lads ,,is dancing his tits off,,you know the type full head of hair ,,good looks lean physique ,, you know,,a wanker,,, to be honest he was a good dancer,,,anyway this little bald headed well dressed fella next to us is watching him,, I turned to him and said dont worry fella the kids proberbly gay,,, got to be,, dancing like

 

What did you ask him , my mrs asks,,, so I told her,,, she's pissing herself,,, look at the fella with baldy,,, yep baldy s gay ,, and I've offended him,,lol,,, can't take me anywhere..

A lot of Gays and Lesbians in this part of Spain... Your sure your not on some kind of 'special' holiday?? Lol

 

Maricon Island LMFAO

 

Done the same the other day AT WORK making gay jokes one of the lads in earshot is gay :laugh: I said it's ok mate I'm no anti here check out my brothers Youtube vid :laugh: