mushroom 13,227 Posted August 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 Bit of subject,,,, and some info regarding sun scream..... Did you know the factor scale actually refers to how long you can stay in the sun,,,, rather than thinking 30 protects better than 10 or 15 for example,,, it actually only protects the same,,, but for longer periods,, in other words you can spend longer in the sun without topping up,, provided of course it's a good quality sun cream .... You also need UVB and UVA protection in the cream....not just one or the otherI just use the thickest shite I can find and cover up ffs I need factor 50 under a full moon :laugh: I'm lucky ,, I already look like a bronzed Greek god........... Fookin cnut My skin is far too white Mush are them spear guns easy to kill fish with? Last time I got one was in magaluf when I was a teenager,,, and all we shot with it was a dead dog,,,and dragged on to the beach where it fecking stank...lol I keep thinking everytime I see the fish up close they must be easy to shoot,,, or is it like crows,,, who seem to know what a gun is? Fookin difficult lol Imagine trying to shoot a springer straight whilst on a roundabout :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,798 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 You boys are living the dream eh! Sun, sea, spear fishing, lesbians and golden hard bodied dancers.................... wankers. Whilst you're down there lads, you couldn't possibly remind the spaniards of the Royal Navy and Gibralta, they seem to be getting all brave again. Muchas gracias from Blighty. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,227 Posted August 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 You boys are living the dream eh! Sun, sea, spear fishing, lesbians and golden hard bodied dancers.................... wankers. Whilst you're down there lads, you couldn't possibly remind the spaniards of the Royal Navy and Gibralta, they seem to be getting all brave again. Muchas gracias from Blighty. I still have to feckin work and tbh the hours are a pain in the arse (cue violin music) :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,798 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 You boys are living the dream eh! Sun, sea, spear fishing, lesbians and golden hard bodied dancers.................... wankers. Whilst you're down there lads, you couldn't possibly remind the spaniards of the Royal Navy and Gibralta, they seem to be getting all brave again. Muchas gracias from Blighty. I still have to feckin work and tbh the hours are a pain in the arse (cue violin music) :laugh: When I retire at 30 as a multi mullionaire I can see myself spending the summer months in the sun with these lesbian spear fishing dancing girls and the winter hunting around my estates in Britain........................ Yes, I think I could get used to that. When! LOL 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,681 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 Feck me them birds were all cuddling up on the sofa,, earlier,, they had the patio doors open and I could see straight in from the balcony ,,,, I could tell they were impressed by my hairy belly hanging over my £5 swimming shorts from sports direct... Feck the tight speedos and abs,, there for poofs 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 Yep ,,,us lot are off over two calla bassa beach to see some Spanish friends of ours,,,it's a hard life...lol..... God I love it out here,,, things just got interesting too,, a group of 4 Italian women,, in there late 20 s early 30 moved in dead opposite us,,, all nice looking,,, two nights ago one of them is getting it on the balcony,,,ok. But then we realise its one of the other women giving it her,,,, so I started taking an interest,,,lol. Now one of them has been over here twice to borrow a corkscrew ,,, and is flirty as feck with the mrs,,,, the wife recons she's just being friendly,,,, so I told the wife to stop being a bitch a ruining the fantasy going on in my head...... Yep ,,,us lot are off over two calla bassa beach to see some Spanish friends of ours,,,it's a hard life...lol..... God I love it out here,,, things just got interesting too,, a group of 4 Italian women,, in there late 20 s early 30 moved in dead opposite us,,, all nice looking,,, two nights ago one of them is getting it on the balcony,,,ok. But then we realise its one of the other women giving it her,,,, so I started taking an interest,,,lol. Now one of them has been over here twice to borrow a corkscrew ,,, and is flirty as feck with the mrs,,,, the wife recons she's just being friendly,,,, so I told the wife to stop being a bitch a ruining the fantasy going on in my head....... My flight is booked were about are you again tomo am bringing astal lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Feck me them birds were all cuddling up on the sofa,, earlier,, they had the patio doors open and I could see straight in from the balcony ,,,, I could tell they were impressed by my hairy belly hanging over my £5 swimming shorts from sports direct... Feck the tight speedos and abs,, there for poofs f***ing brilliant tomo :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Feck me them birds were all cuddling up on the sofa,, earlier,, they had the patio doors open and I could see straight in from the balcony ,,,, I could tell they were impressed by my hairy belly hanging over my £5 swimming shorts from sports direct... Feck the tight speedos and abs,, there for poofs you wait till they see you in your sandals and socks.............they'll be dripping Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,681 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 My mrs and 10 year old daughter put a stop to that Albert ,,, I kept telling them it was comfy ..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,227 Posted August 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Feck me them birds were all cuddling up on the sofa,, earlier,, they had the patio doors open and I could see straight in from the balcony ,,,, I could tell they were impressed by my hairy belly hanging over my £5 swimming shorts from sports direct... Feck the tight speedos and abs,, there for poofs Real English man LMFAO :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,681 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Fecking hot on that beach today mush,,,, one of them days it burns your feet standing on the sand it's that hot... Then I swam out to the rocks ,,, all the buff young bucks,,, in them tight short thingys,, that Daniel Craig wore in James Bond,,were diving and jumping of this high rock,,,,climbed up looked down,,, and thought feck me that's high,,, but I had to do it or I would have looked a right fanny,,, so I chuck my googles in first then off I fligh,,, feck I hit that water hard..lol Looked round could I fook as find the googles,,, I thought they would float,, but me daughter says no,, mrs was fecking tamping,,fuming ,,raging,,, cost her £45,, there some special things she bought for river swimming in triathlons,,, 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 "Ah here you are Mrs Tomo. The very latest in goggle technology for your husband" "And why would I need them?" "We'll you just told me your husband is a triathlete??" "Oh no sorry you have heard me wrong, I said he will 'try anything to eat' Lol 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,681 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 lol Tomo Inbetweeners diving off the Boat comes to mind lol It seemed higher than that,,, it was the sort of stuff you take in your stride as a young buck,,, feck there were 10 year old kids doing it,,lol,,, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,227 Posted August 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 (edited) Fecking hot on that beach today mush,,,, one of them days it burns your feet standing on the sand it's that hot... Then I swam out to the rocks ,,, all the buff young bucks,,, in them tight short thingys,, that Daniel Craig wore in James Bond,,were diving and jumping of this high rock,,,,climbed up looked down,,, and thought feck me that's high,,, but I had to do it or I would have looked a right fanny,,, so I chuck my googles in first then off I fligh,,, feck I hit that water hard..lol Looked round could I fook as find the googles,,, I thought they would float,, but me daughter says no,, mrs was fecking tamping,,fuming ,,raging,,, cost her £45,, there some special things she bought for river swimming in triathlons,,, LMFAO :laugh: Ya clown why the fec didn't you A) Keep hold of them b,) leave them with the mrs C) bother taking ya saggy tits up on that rock in the first place :laugh: Edited August 13, 2013 by mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,819 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Only just seen this thread, due to being laid up with a fecked knee and in the chair with the laptop all day Sooo glad I did, Tomo, you've cheered me up no end Funny or what So lets have the pics of the lezzers Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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