mushroom 13,223 Posted August 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Nor mine,,, I'm the chubby one in our relationship,,,lol So mush what did you do,,,,we went to the beach club,, took the cool box with grub and beer,,, and sat amongst the rich folk... Got some good bits of film,,,with some fit as fook dancers on,,, who I'm sure fanceyd me..... LMFAO Went to the beach for a wee while. Off there again today for a bbq, beer and........ Taking the snorkling gear today and speargun see if I can't catch something for the grill nom nom I'm not allowed to take my camera to the beach, police order :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,223 Posted August 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Lucky fookers' Breezy and overcast with bits of sun here. Last few mornings have had a nip in the air. Will summer return this year ? Hope so. I wouldn't call HAVING to wear factor 3million lucky looks like I've covered my body in a gypsum mix not the sexiest look but the extra small speedos help :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,641 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 I had the goggles on yesterday ,,, got within touching distance of foot long mullet,,some small wrass looking fish,, and what's the silver disk shaped things, with a black spot near there tails,,, you see them everywhere.... This was in between perving and when I needed a piss,,,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,223 Posted August 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 I had the goggles on yesterday ,,, got within touching distance of foot long mullet,,some small wrass looking fish,, and what's the silver disk shaped things, with a black spot near there tails,,, you see them everywhere.... This was in between perving and when I needed a piss,,,lol :laugh: It's a craic ain't it? the beaches here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,641 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Bit of subject,,,, and some info regarding sun scream..... Did you know the factor scale actually refers to how long you can stay in the sun,,,, rather than thinking 30 protects better than 10 or 15 for example,,, it actually only protects the same,,, but for longer periods,, in other words you can spend longer in the sun without topping up,, provided of course it's a good quality sun cream .... You also need UVB and UVA protection in the cream....not just one or the other 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,223 Posted August 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Bit of subject,,,, and some info regarding sun scream..... Did you know the factor scale actually refers to how long you can stay in the sun,,,, rather than thinking 30 protects better than 10 or 15 for example,,, it actually only protects the same,,, but for longer periods,, in other words you can spend longer in the sun without topping up,, provided of course it's a good quality sun cream .... You also need UVB and UVA protection in the cream....not just one or the other I just use the thickest shite I can find and cover up ffs I need factor 50 under a full moon :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,641 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Yeh that cala bassa beach club is proper nice,,, day beds everywhere real expensive to eat or drink,, we no the chef and even with 30% off the bil can't afford to eat there..lol. Was good though good music ,, then later on in the evening the Spanish guitarist came out and a flamenco dancer,,, mrs and her Spanish mate did buy some carver sangria wich was nice,, but other than that a cheap day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,641 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Bit of subject,,,, and some info regarding sun scream..... Did you know the factor scale actually refers to how long you can stay in the sun,,,, rather than thinking 30 protects better than 10 or 15 for example,,, it actually only protects the same,,, but for longer periods,, in other words you can spend longer in the sun without topping up,, provided of course it's a good quality sun cream .... You also need UVB and UVA protection in the cream....not just one or the other I just use the thickest shite I can find and cover up ffs I need factor 50 under a full moon :laugh: I'm lucky ,, I already look like a bronzed Greek god........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,641 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Mush are them spear guns easy to kill fish with? Last time I got one was in magaluf when I was a teenager,,, and all we shot with it was a dead dog,,,and dragged on to the beach where it fecking stank...lol I keep thinking everytime I see the fish up close they must be easy to shoot,,, or is it like crows,,, who seem to know what a gun is? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,641 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Here's a pic of the dancers,,,enjoy,, might get a vid up if I can sort it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Tomo fk the spear gun....what's happening with the lesbian fantasy situation....any chance of it becoming a reality.... You have a duty to keep us - or at least me informed - PM if you want..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,641 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 I have a feeling it might just be in my head,,,, but I keep trying to get the mrs in board,,, try again tonight when mojitos and red wine come out,,,lol Right I'm off to the pool for a bit,,,,, i'll load them vids up later if there any good,, that pics not the best,, I will see what else my perving got on film,,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest vin Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 I have a feeling it might just be in my head,,,, but I keep trying to get the mrs in board,,, try again tonight when mojitos and red wine come out,,,lol Right I'm off to the pool for a bit,,,,, i'll load them vids up later if there any good,, that pics not the best,, I will see what else my perving got on film,,lol Mate you dropped a right bollock not getting this little terrier a pet passport.... all I'm gonna say is " Fanny Magnet ". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 I had the goggles on yesterday ,,, got within touching distance of foot long mullet,,some small wrass looking fish,, and what's the silver disk shaped things, with a black spot near there tails,,, you see them everywhere.... This was in between perving and when I needed a piss,,,lol ffs tomo just piss in the sea 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,641 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Yeh I did,,, that's what I mean....lol. Sunbathe,,,gets to hot,,in the sea quick piss,, have a look underwater at fish,,and muff then back to the beach..happy days..lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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