Hitchikers.....

[baw 4,360]

Anybody picked any up? So far this summer I've picked up a prostitute and a couple from Yugoslavia over for the summer strawberry picking

[perthshire keeper 1,239]

my lamping route goes thru a good drinking town and i often stop and give people a lift if their going my way, when i say people i mean barely dressed strumpet

[dytkos 17,794]

Picked a fella up with a guitar and rucksack on Friday.

On his way from Penzance to Tintagel, took him abot 5 miles before I was going off his route.

I was his 5th lift on a journey of about 50/60 miles

 

Thats as exciting as it got

 

Cheers, D.

[Bosun11 537]

Not this year but I usually do... Met some great people, some cranks too.

All started when I used to hitch to shows before I could drive.

[baw 4,360]

my lamping route goes thru a good drinking town and i often stop and give people a lift if their going my way, when i say people i mean barely dressed strumpet

aye can't beat scantily clad females. The tourists are the best

[mushroom 12,929]

I only ever picked up the dudes who drive cars around the country to drop them off. they always carry a red plate and correct me if I'm wrong but are they not the only people who can legally hitchhike

[Astanley 11,568]

Was going to an away match once , picked up a hiker with a satchel with a lock on , one of the lads asked what was in the satchel and he was told to " mind his own fekin business " so we threw him out , only later realising hed left the satchel behind .

[baw 4,360]

Picked a fella up with a guitar and rucksack on Friday.

On his way from Penzance to Tintagel, took him abot 5 miles before I was going off his route.

I was his 5th lift on a journey of about 50/60 miles

 

Thats as exciting as it got

 

Cheers, D.

That reminds me of a bloke I picked up last Christmas, he was clutching a brief case. c**t was a whacko, he eventually put the case on the back seat. Drove for about 40 miles with him looking over at this case. Best bit is, when he got out he f***ing left the thing. I never noticed till I was nearly home. Didn't know whether to be a nosey b*****d and look in it or take it to the police. In the end I done both

[Astanley 11,568]

you fekin joke thief

[perthshire keeper 1,239]

 

Picked a fella up with a guitar and rucksack on Friday.

On his way from Penzance to Tintagel, took him abot 5 miles before I was going off his route.

I was his 5th lift on a journey of about 50/60 miles

 

Thats as exciting as it got

 

Cheers, D.

That reminds me of a bloke I picked up last Christmas, he was clutching a brief case. c**t was a whacko, he eventually put the case on the back seat. Drove for about 40 miles with him looking over at this case. Best bit is, when he got out he f*****g left the thing. I never noticed till I was nearly home. Didn't know whether to be a nosey b*****d and look in it or take it to the police. In the end I done both

 

go on then what was in it?

[baw 4,360]

Was going to an away match once , picked up a hiker with a satchel with a lock on , one of the lads asked what was in the satchel and he was told to " mind his own fekin business " so we threw him out , only later realising hed left the satchel behind .

f**k off Stan, wish I'd read this before I wrote mine

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

Picked a fella up with a guitar and rucksack on Friday.

On his way from Penzance to Tintagel, took him abot 5 miles before I was going off his route.

I was his 5th lift on a journey of about 50/60 miles

 

Thats as exciting as it got

 

Cheers, D.

That reminds me of a bloke I picked up last Christmas, he was clutching a brief case. c**t was a whacko, he eventually put the case on the back seat. Drove for about 40 miles with him looking over at this case. Best bit is, when he got out he f*****g left the thing. I never noticed till I was nearly home. Didn't know whether to be a nosey b*****d and look in it or take it to the police. In the end I done both

go on then what was in it?

Don't be a nosey b*****d

[baw 4,360]

you fekin joke thief

Least mine worked

[Astanley 11,568]

some one will take sympathy on me and ask in a minute

[baw 4,360]

I only ever picked up the dudes who drive cars around the country to drop them off. they always carry a red plate and correct me if I'm wrong but are they not the only people who can legally hitchhike

Think so mate. Knew an old boy that did that, hard way to make a living I reckon.