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majority of scots are so desperate to be irish its painful. Not only do i think we should give you independance, i think we should run a great big saw from east to west and kick yous off into the sea. Your economy will be more f****d than greece's. What you gonna export shortbread? whisky? those novelty tartan hats with ginger hair underneath them..?

do you really think thats true see if we were to move half of the english free loading white settling bellends that stay up north we would be far better off and for being irish were all celts anyway :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:154919_163939666981798_5793708_n.jpg

 

 

 

The thing is mates your just pissing on fellow Scots who took the Kings shilling and fought against their own but wore a red coat.

Culloden was there 10 days ago have some respect man.

 

I'm not 100% sure but i'm going to hazard a guess thats a staged photo...........panic over Max... :D

 

Ruby...since when has an English accent ever turned on a Scots woman....Irish and Welsh maybe but English...no chance!!...Thats how your f****d for getting yer hole......well apart from you having a heed like a f*****g watermelon thats been battered aboot wi a golf club.... :D

 

 

Go wank off a pheasant you spastic looking motherfucker :laugh:

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I love to visit Scotland but would I f**k move there, may as well move to the f***ing arctic circle and freeze my bollocks off all the time..........f***ing Eskimos the lot of ya !

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Go wank off a pheasant you spastic looking motherfucker :laugh:

How's he going to that smart arse? :tongue2: No wonder you're a virgin.. :laugh:

 

Last time i seen a bird with a cock i was in Thailand..... :D

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Go wank off a pheasant you spastic looking motherfucker :laugh:

 

How's he going to that smart arse? :tongue2: No wonder you're a virgin.. :laugh:

Last time i seen a bird with a cock i was in Thailand..... :D

How could you see it when it was inside you? :hmm::laugh:

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Go wank off a pheasant you spastic looking motherfucker :laugh:

How's he going to that smart arse? :tongue2: No wonder you're a virgin.. :laugh:

 

Last time i seen a bird with a cock i was in Thailand..... :D

 

how much was it????

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Go wank off a pheasant you spastic looking motherfucker :laugh:

How's he going to that smart arse? :tongue2: No wonder you're a virgin.. :laugh:

 

Last time i seen a bird with a cock i was in Thailand..... :D

 

how much was it????

 

2 bob...... :D

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oh i dont know wilf,the past few years,the winter temps have been pretty much the same all over.and last year you guys got far worse snow,not to mention the first bit of rain,england floods lol

You are talking to a bloke who has to put on an extra layer when he passes Watford mate !!

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