Funny Strange Things While Lamping

[joe54 83]

once we caught a lad on the nest in hes car lamped him he got off and drove away then we drove to another place not far from were we was half hour or so later and he was on the job again on a grass verge lamped him again a little and he shot off after backing hes car into a gate in a hurry

[pip1968 2,490]

every time i post what we found when lamping lab jumps straight on it so im not going to bother

[bob.243 9,209]

Had the same whilst lamping in a field, shaggers in a sort of layby in VW Golf, one flash of the lamp directly at them and their gone, I think he was driving with a bare arse.

 

Another night in complete darkness, no house or town lights nearby, we saw these two lights in the sky coming towards us, we said wtf, it turned out to be Chinese lanterns, probably on their way to set fire to someone's barley.

Edited August 6, 2013 by bob.243

[marky b 309]

once we caught a lad on the nest in hes car lamped him he got off and drove away then we drove to another place not far from were we was half hour or so later and he was on the job again on a grass verge lamped him again a little and he shot off after backing hes car into a gate in a hurry

i always knew you were a stalker

[antg 1,787]

me and me pal were out lamping a good few years back. we had to walk through an industrial est to get the fields we were going to lamp. there's an old saab car with it side lights on. we put the lamp on and there was the old fella who owned the local fish n chip shop stuck right up the women that served the chips. lol we had free fish n chips for a short while.

old sod went and retired a few month later

[leewalters 53]

Whilst having a s@#t under bush a rabbit bolted and wiped my arse for me nearly shat again lol

[the night hunter 130]

Creaping up on shaggers is as much fun for me as the night out

[joe54 83]

[pip1968 2,490]

the last 2 times iv been lamping we have ended up on dogging sites by accident like

[Bosun11 537]

Once lamped a midget running hell for leather up a road miles from anywhere..??

My mate pulled along side him as ran for his life... "You alright?" he asked honestly..

The little fella turned and spat out "Feck off yer Pleb"..!! And carried on legging it into the distance..

My mates face was a fecking picture, didn't know whether to cry or batter him..! I pissed meself laughing for the rest of the night..!! :laugh:

[joe54 83]

[pip1968 2,490]

wasnt that funny

[Astanley 11,588]

I used to go lamping in Wales

and can tell you the usual tales

of having to peep

at men shagging sheep

while trying to hide behind bales

[dytkos 17,861]

Lamped a couple of lads trying to break into one of the sheds on a golf course.

They must have thought we were copper and as they ran off, one of them jumped in the canal and swam to the

other side. His mate went over the bridge about 100 yards farther on LOL

 

Cheers, D.

[cookiemonsterandmerlin 145]

Never been lamping I am always on the lurcher secton fantasizing and talking about lamping rather than doing it ,far to scary to go out in the dark