Guest thebigdog Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 My doctor said I don't eat enough vegetables, so I've started dating a spastic girl who loves oral sex. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 My wife just said, "It's your turn next, what do you want for Father's Day?" "A blowjob" I replied."Ha-ha, but what do you want from your daughter?" I am sick to death of repeating myself to that woman. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 I like a good joke but in my opinion you can go too far. Ive seen 'jokes' on other sites about children and Drummer Lee Rigby which are pretty foul. How the f**k can you joke about a soldier being murdered? That crosses the line in my opinion. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 What is better than winning a medal at the Paraplegic-olympics? Having two legs. Joke..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 There was 1 on here a while back about Myra Hindley didnt go down to well lol anybody rememer it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 There was 1 on here a while back about Myra Hindley didnt go down to well lol anybody rememer it.stop being scared and put it up.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 There was 1 on here a while back about Myra Hindley didnt go down to well lol anybody rememer it. It was about Ian Huntly, I put it up, aint doing that again lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 There was 1 on here a while back about Myra Hindley didnt go down to well lol anybody rememer it. It was about Ian Huntly, I put it up, aint doing that again lol Stick it up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 no chance Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 no chance FTB wasnt a pussy like you........ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 wait till we get onto the dead jew jokes lol or is it to soon? diffrence between a lorry load of dead jews and lorry load of sand. you cant unload sand with a pitch fork. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 I've just moved to a new house, f**k me it's in a rough area. Myra Hindlay is the avon lady. Fred West is the gardner. Harold shipman is the GP. Jimmy Saville runs the playgroup. The McCanns run the social services. On the bright side - there aren't many Pakis. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 kenneth darwin the canoest walked into a police station told the police his name,the desk sergent said ffs interpol have been looking for you for 5 yrs were have you been...he replied put it this way i wont be going on holiday with the mcanns again 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 Who's the best Jewish cook?Hitler. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 Did you hear about the Jewish paedophile Santa Claus?He comes down the chimney and says, "Hi kids! Do you want to buy some presents?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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