pip1968 2,490 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 How's this ? What's black and bangs into tables? Jordans bairn. how do you make a harvey wall banger? break into jordens house and move the furniture around 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 when the mississippi burst its banks in new orleons 5 niggers floated down stream and the fire brigade pulled them on the boat 1 after another.....they later identified them as the drifters Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 I got sent this on 12.12.12 just after the the school shootings in America, I did not laugh at the events that took place but the joke I laughed out loud .As far as I can remember I only sent it on to people I thought had the same sense of humor. Now time has passed Evan though the events are not funny far from it if decided to put it up ,as now it hasn't got the same impact it did at the time it was sent . So you reckon your job is hectic eh? Just think of the poor git at the returns desk of toys r us in conneticut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 it might come, dragging its lipstick all over the floor, especially if you have a nice thick carpet downgod no,I couldn't cope with another,my wife has no legs it looks like a slug has been all over the carpet when she tries to move around... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Its_grim_up_norf 577 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 (edited) i wonder if gerry mccan ever watches taken and thinks 'f**k I could have stepped my game up a bit' Edited August 1, 2013 by Its_grim_up_norf 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 i wonder if gerry mccan ever watches taken and thinks 'f**k I could have stepped my game up a bit'haha,good film that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest norseman Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 some bad hures on here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,929 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 5mins after the towers fell I got one about a fly through mcdonalds didn't find it funny in the least But must concur with Scot I have a twisted sense of humour and have laughed at some pretty sick jokes. Ever hear the one about the 3 disabled guys in wheelchairs and the offer of an ice cream to the one who can clap 3 times :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
geordieh 74 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 Theres only one fookin joke on here boybriar, your joke was about cancer , members on here have lost loved ones to cancer, they do not appreciate your sense of humour. When you grow some hair around your ballbag you might see that..Hi Stripes My wife died of cancer when she was 25, 30 odd yrs ago, my daughter was 15 months old.I have hair round my ballbag most of it grey now.But I will defend the right of free speech to every man but if you offend someone personally they also have the right to tell you that they do not like it.I have a somewhat warped sense of humour myself but I have never been offended by a joke ,sticks and stones and all that.PC has gone mad in this country and some of the people who get offended by nicknames like Taff Paddy Jock Geordie normally followed by the word bas* ard go into apoplexy if you use black or paki, sorry I forgot the shirtlifters and same applies to jokes about them Geordie 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 What's got seven eyes and canna see 3 blind mice and half Of Harvey's heed 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 What's black and blue and hates sex? The 6 year old locked in my cellar! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 I'm an asshole, and I'm f***ing proud of it..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 What's black and blue and hates sex? The 6 year old locked in my cellar! Ooft your gonna get stick for that lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 What's black and blue and hates sex? The 6 year old locked in my cellar! Ooft your gonna get stick for that lol yeah it is bad but ill admit it I did laugh..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 What's black and blue and hates sex? The 6 year old locked in my cellar! Ooft your gonna get stick for that lol yeah it is bad but ill admit it I did laugh..... I think I can hear gonetoearth putting the saddle on his high horse already 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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