STRANGER 948 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 What happens when a jew with a hard on runs into a wall? He breaks his nose. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 (edited) wait till we get onto the dead jew jokes lol or is it to soon? diffrence between a lorry load of dead jews and lorry load of sand. you cant unload sand with a pitch fork. What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney! Edited August 1, 2013 by Blackbriar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 A jew was sitting at the bar playing with the ash in his ashtray, when Hitler walks past and asks 'looking for someone?' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 A nigger walks into a library and asks 'do you have...' 'f**k off' interrupts the librarian 'you wont bring it back' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 I think this one's pretty bad...... What's the difference between a dead prostitute and an onion? I cried when I cut the onion up ! But I think this one pushes it about as far as you can go...... What's 18 inches long,stiff and keeps women awake at night? Cot death ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 I think it's like anything in life you gotta know when and where to open your mouth. Wouldn't want rules on jokes as at times it's n shocking that makes it funny. Political correctness has gone mad we don't need it with humour aswell IMO. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 Last year I went to a Halloween party dressed as Adolf Hitler.Everyone thought it was hilarious. Until they found three dead Jews in the shower. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing. What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 an SS officer walking through sobibor spies 3 jew kids on the roof hanging onto the chimney. what you doing up there he says waiting on our mum and dad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 Weather was nice so went and meet with a mate and took his jetski out. Must of been a Jewish holiday because the beach was packed prehaps someone knows? Anyway kids come over about 14 watching us. Asked if they want a go and of course they all went yeah so told em go ask your dad first n tell em the bloke with the jetski said we can have ago if we give him a bacon sarnie. Poor soda didnt even get it and me n mate even made a joke about how their up by the end of the beach where there ain't no shops just so they ain't gotta spend. We're probably seen as horrible racist c**ts? We had a laugh and I wouldn't treat them any different because of their race or religion. I take people as they come and if they can't have abit of banter f**k em anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 when does a black man becvome a nigger. as soon as he leaves the f***ing room. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 Xmas lights always remind me of niggers - they're all chained together, only half of them work and they look best hanging from a tree! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 when does a black man becvome a nigger. as soon as he leaves the f*****g room. 10 out of 10 for that 1 best 1 yet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 when does a black man becvome a nigger. as soon as he leaves the f*****g room. WHEN I WORKED AT MCDONALD'S A NIGGER CAME IN ONCE AN ASKED ME FOR A CHEESE BURGER,,,I asked him if he wanted any flys on it,,,I GOT SACKED 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 lol why is a paki wedding cake made out of shite, keep the flies of the bride Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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