marky b 309 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 How do you tell if a black woman's pregnant........ Stick a banana up her cnut see if the monkey take a bite 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone! (Even by my own depraved standards, that's bad !) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 what do you call a black man flying a plane??? a pilot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 Why do blacks wear baseball caps? So the seagulls can't shite on their lips... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 Black bloke walks into the doctors surgery with a parrot on his head. He walks up to the desk and the receptionist says, "what can we do for you sir? " The parrot replies, "Any chance you can get this f***ing black head off my foot?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 I think the best joke on here was the one about the two spastics the two that knocked feck out of blue pocket rocket still haven't stopped laughing 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 Looks like we've ran out of steam, so here's one more....... I went to the doctor's today, and he told me to stop w*nking. I asked why and he said "Because I'm trying to take your blood pressure!" I have enjoyed our cosy little chat - cheers,lads! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawkins in a house fire....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child..."Well, my dear, there's good news and bad news. We've run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair.""Oh no!" she replies. "What's the good news?"The Doctor replies, "It's dead." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Lab 10,979 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 . Nah thats not on that one.....too far!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 . Nah thats not on that one.....too far!!!! i seen that coming Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child... "Well, my dear, there's good news and bad news. We've run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair." "Oh no!" she replies. "What's the good news?" The Doctor replies, "It's dead." I thought some of mine were close to the knuckle.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Its_grim_up_norf 577 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 Nelson mandela, the one african with a life longer than a tamagotchi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tandors 888 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 Celtic fans at brentford friendly the other week.... Lee rigby, he's not drumming anymore. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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