hawki 1,434 Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 Now Im not a betting man but heres a tip for an each way bet tomorrow in the 2:40 @ Galway ...... Birdsnest be defo in the first tree Quote Link to post Share on other sites
captain2010 2,806 Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 Sound I will stick 20 euro on him Tommrow hopefully cones in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 aye right lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nighteyes 275 Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 i was gonna have a tenner on frozen tap in that race but its a none runner 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married, and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives.After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role-playing.The following week they met up again to compare notes....Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!"The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.""Well?!," exclaimed the other two. "What happened?!""When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled ......'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawki 1,434 Posted July 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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