Coursing Gods.......

[TROY_BOY 62]

[dave1979 77]

would one of the gods be willin to take me and my pup for a spin?? keen to see a good dog!!

[FUJI 17,327]

Is it Tomo? Lol

[johnny boy68 11,726]

I've just had an interesting conversation with someone on here through pm who described himself as, get this....... A coursing god I thought he was having a giraffe but he kept on describing himself as god do these clowns who run the fens with saluki plodders actually think the rest of us look at them as gods? I personally think the running style is as boring as ditch water, what do the rest of you think. Do you look at them as gods can't get over that

[jerry attrick 264]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I pondered weak and weary,
Came a crashing at my door.
"Oh no!" I cried, "Here comes The Baw
Always talking, never stops,
Eats brewer's yeast, sniff at hops.
Talks of subjects no one cares.
prefers bunny rabbits, he cant catch"Hares"
Blows his nose with out a tissue,
Always says, "I'm gonna get you!"
When near the daywalkers, he thinks he's bad,
But they can see that he's just sad
I let him in, what could I do?
He said he really had to poo.
Thru the door he came inside;
None to swift, I tried to hide.
He found me face down in the loo,
Wandered in and taunted, "Boo!"
I screamed, "I'm fed up with your pranks!
The world would owe me many thanks,
If I shot you in the head,
And then the Police called you dead.
But I will spare you this one time.
Be glad that you're a freind of mine."
Quote the the Raven, "Nevermore."
Alarmed, I looked out to the night,
Where I beheld an awesome sight.
A thousand lampers upon my porch,
Each one with a lighted torch.
As I turned, I thought I saw
A script discarded, reading "baw."
I asked the Crow, "How dost thou speak?"
Replied he, "With an open beak."
"Are these your sheep you lead amiss?"
When he answered, he had a lisp,
"Yeth, the theep are mine, you fool!
We'vthe come to uthe your thwimming pool."
At that statement, I got pissed.
If only the Baw my house had missed!
In anger I attacked The Baw™
And threw him through an open door.
I threw them all into the night.
(My anger is an awesome sight!)
Tell me now, Do you squeal baw????
Quothe The daywalker, "None the more!"

get your f@cking collars polished lunatic

Edited July 25, 2013 by jerry attrick

[Mixed Bag 603]

comedy genius mate

[TOMO 26,457]

Is it Tomo? Lol

Ok ,,, feck it il own up...

[louth tiger 1,259]

Come On

Can The Coursing God Please step forward ffs

are yous looking for me

[dave1979 77]

eric cantona must have lurchers

[penny wise 136]

Now then baw i told you i am god and one of the many coursing gods. Then told you rabbiting does f**k all for me fella a like sumat with a bit of fire in its belly. And thats what a hare has got it never gives up and you know once that hare gets off that seat its game on. You come on here a slag coursing lads off like your the god on here ya nothing but a titt daffies ya name and getting every fuckers back ups a game now do one ya tool.

[C Hall 552]

Well said penny wise

[bendrover 556]

 

Is it Tomo? Lol

Ok ,,, feck it il own up...

 

no tomo , it must be me . IM SPARTACUS

[BIG G wheton machine 1,594]

i hope ianb has a get out clause or a disclaimer to protect himself for all the people in here that take everything too seriously. cause theyre heading for a heart attack with hlf the shite talked in some of these forums, mon lads feck sake don't let people annoy yas

[penny wise 136]

 

id put all the plugs in all your sinks if I was you hel be out to get ya now

That pics to you baw am laughing at ya crank

[pip1968 2,490]

i cant fathom out why you would pm baw when hes not into the coursing game and puts regular threads up slating them