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Once upon a midnight dreary, While I pondered weak and weary, Came a crashing at my door. "Oh no!" I cried, "Here comes The Baw Always talking, never stops, Eats brewer's yeast, sniff at hops. Talks

pm ing Baw , describing yourself as a god and not expecting him to start a thread about it , is like pulling your knob out in front of whippet99 and not expecting him to touch it .

Baw should stay. A thread slating someone that describes themselves as 'a god' is perfectly justified.

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  On 25/07/2013 at 10:13, baw said:

I've just had an interesting conversation with someone on here through pm who described himself as, get this....... A coursing god :laugh: I thought he was having a giraffe but he kept on describing himself as god :rolleyes: do these clowns who run the fens with saluki plodders actually think the rest of us look at them as gods? I personally think the running style is as boring as ditch water, what do the rest of you think. Do you look at them as gods :laugh: can't get over that :D

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Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I pondered weak and weary,
Came a crashing at my door.
"Oh no!" I cried, "Here comes The Baw
:duh:
Always talking, never stops,
Eats brewer's yeast, sniff at hops.
Talks of subjects no one cares.
prefers bunny rabbits, he cant catch"Hares"
Blows his nose with out a tissue,
Always says, "I'm gonna get you!"
When near the daywalkers, he thinks he's bad,
But they can see that he's just sad
I let him in, what could I do?
He said he really had to poo.
Thru the door he came inside;
None to swift, I tried to hide.
He found me face down in the loo,
Wandered in and taunted, "Boo!"
I screamed, "I'm fed up with your pranks!
The world would owe me many thanks,
If I shot you in the head,
And then the Police called you dead.
But I will spare you this one time.
Be glad that you're a freind of mine."
Quote the the Raven, "Nevermore."
Alarmed, I looked out to the night,
Where I beheld an awesome sight.
A thousand lampers upon my porch,
Each one with a lighted torch.
As I turned, I thought I saw
A script discarded, reading "baw."
I asked the Crow, "How dost thou speak?"
Replied he, "With an open beak."
"Are these your sheep you lead amiss?"
When he answered, he had a lisp,
"Yeth, the theep are mine, you fool!
We'vthe come to uthe your thwimming pool."
At that statement, I got pissed.
If only the Baw my house had missed!
In anger I attacked The Baw™
And threw him through an open door.
I threw them all into the night.
(My anger is an awesome sight!)
Tell me now, Do you squeal baw????
Quothe The daywalker, "None the more!"
get your f@cking collars polished lunatic
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Now then baw i told you i am god and one of the many coursing gods. Then told you rabbiting does f**k all for me fella a like sumat with a bit of fire in its belly. And thats what a hare has got it never gives up and you know once that hare gets off that seat its game on. You come on here a slag coursing lads off like your the god on here ya nothing but a titt daffies ya name and getting every fuckers back ups a game now do one ya tool.

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