Frann 882 Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 Now give us the baby, say Welsh http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/now-give-us-the-baby-say-welsh-2013072476669 THE Welsh have demanded the royal baby be given to them so the initiation can begin. To the Gower! The dark and mountainous principality, which believes it is ruled by the baby’s grandfather, has dispatched a team of tiny warrior monks to collect the child from Kensington. The monks will take the prince to the Hall of Dragons on the tip of the Gower Peninsula. There he will be placed in the arms The Great Gryffd, who will school him in the mystic ways. The process, known as ‘The [BANNED TEXT] of Caradog’, will take seven years after which the child will be returned to his parents, filled with ancient wisdom and resentment. Owain Glynwyryn, of the Council of Elders, said: “We will teach him how to fight, not with his fists but with his mind. And also with a bottle. “We will tell him tales of heroes and victories until we have washed every drop of Englishness from his true Welsh heart. “And if that doesn’t work we’ll just hold him upside down.” After the monks collect the baby they will ride at full gallop for the Welsh border where the infant’s loyal subjects will line the road, holding burning torches to light the way to the Hall of Dragons. Glynwyryn added: “Release him unto us, for it is his destiny.” A Buckingham Palace spokesman said: “Absolutely not.” 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Bootsha 1,306 Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 i like your style , touch of Bernard Cornwell about you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil82 1,080 Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 could be worse, the dinas mawddwy redheads could get involved, that would fu*k the monarchy for the next hundred years, there again, they might start making sense Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,485 Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Give them it and a few more to keep it company Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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