Lab 10,979 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 Just been speaking to old Ginge looks like him and Scott are driving down and picking me up on the way. Stuck in a car with them two tits for 2 and a half hours Keep going and we could easy tie you to the f*****g towbar.....................better get the nikes on sunshine.......... FFS keep the banter to the other thread!!!!!..............don't mind if i put my England flag up in the back window do you? How about "GET f****d!!!".......... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,065 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 Thought it was last Sunday ,,,,,,? Is it this coming Sunday ,,,? I know it burton on Trent ,,, but is there a postcode? I might have a run down with some cup cakes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tilfertilfer 706 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 Thought it was last Sunday ,,,,,,? Is it this coming Sunday ,,,? I know it burton on Trent ,,, but is there a postcode? I might have a run down with some cup cakes 18th august tomo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,065 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 No cupcakes then,,,,I'm on me hols? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tilfertilfer 706 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 lol lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 Just been speaking to old Ginge looks like him and Scott are driving down and picking me up on the way. Stuck in a car with them two tits for 2 and a half hours Keep going and we could easy tie you to the f*****g towbar.....................better get the nikes on sunshine.......... FFS keep the banter to the other thread!!!!!..............don't mind if i put my England flag up in the back window do you? How about "GET f****d!!!".......... Sure there's a joke in this somewhere, an Englishman, a Ginger and a Nazi go on a road trip...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted July 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) an english virgin, a scottish ginger, a scotnazihunter and a jew go on a road trip from scotland and hartlepool to a charity fishing match in sunny burton on trent, england..............on the way scotnazihunter gets the feeling for all things english and due to the recent game v australia at lords, he says "lets stop for a game of cricket"..........so out the clapped out mitsubishi they get and scotnazihunter says "virgin you will be the captain of the english team"............."ginger you will be the captain of the australian team" "jew you will be.................... the ashes".................... Edited July 23, 2013 by stewie 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tilfertilfer 706 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 ffs lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 an english virgin, a scottish ginger, a scotnazihunter and a jew go on a road trip from scotland and hartlepool to a charity fishing match in sunny burton on trent, england..............on the way scotnazihunter gets the feeling for all things english and due to the recent game v australia at lords, he says "lets stop for a game of cricket"..........so out the clapped out mitsubishi they get and scotnazihunter says "virgin you will be the captain of the english team"............."ginger you will be the captain of the australian team" "jew you will be.................... the ashes".................... Reported for banter on the "non banter thread" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted July 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 an english virgin, a scottish ginger, a scotnazihunter and a jew go on a road trip from scotland and hartlepool to a charity fishing match in sunny burton on trent, england..............on the way scotnazihunter gets the feeling for all things english and due to the recent game v australia at lords, he says "lets stop for a game of cricket"..........so out the clapped out mitsubishi they get and scotnazihunter says "virgin you will be the captain of the english team"............."ginger you will be the captain of the australian team" "jew you will be.................... the ashes".................... Reported for banter on the "non banter thread" its my thread shortie so i make the rules............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 an english virgin, a scottish ginger, a scotnazihunter and a jew go on a road trip from scotland and hartlepool to a charity fishing match in sunny burton on trent, england..............on the way scotnazihunter gets the feeling for all things english and due to the recent game v australia at lords, he says "lets stop for a game of cricket"..........so out the clapped out mitsubishi they get and scotnazihunter says "virgin you will be the captain of the english team"............."ginger you will be the captain of the australian team" "jew you will be.................... the ashes".................... Reported for banter on the "non banter thread" its my thread shortie so i make the rules............... Aye always took your ball home aswell I bet. ... Anyway enough banter the thread will be hundred pages mun. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted July 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 true mate.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 lab are you in the aa I know scot is but I don't think his membership covers cars ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 lab are you in the aa I know scot is but I don't think his membership covers cars ... Alcoholic Arsehole....................yes i'm a fully fledged member of that mate............ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 (edited) C,mon you idol kunts put your name down and state fishing or no fishing so stewie and the lads know how many swims to carve Cutting one extra swim in this heat if not needed would be a b*****d so im still none the wiser.......... think me,arch,raff will just cut the 20 and see who turns up.......... been thinking about it anyway and its only fair to the club letting us use the stretch if we sort them all out, even if the clubs near enough dead now!! so all being well there will be an update on pegs on sunday........ PS anyone local is still allowed to help......... 1 Arch -F 2 stewie - N/F 3 NEWKID -F 4 lab -N/F 5 scot- N/F 6 PiL -N/F 7 walshie -N/F 8 walshies wife -N/F 9 socks -F 10 two Bob - F 11 bobby blackheart - F 12 Wales 123- F 13 Paulus - F 14 Wilf - F 15 Mel- F 16 Mels son- F 17 Mels son in law - F 18 Johnny- F 19 RAW - F 20 Stan -N/F 21 pip 68 -N/F 22 trotter -N/F 23 stars riff raff - ? Anymore for anymore ?? [/quote Edited July 24, 2013 by PIL 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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