marshman 7,758 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 I've got plenty of thick dark hair only trouble is its all around the side and back of my head lol. I'm going bald so its to the bone when I go to the barbers . I've got a couple of little nephews that think its great fun to creep up behind me and slap my head because they like the sound it makes , they think its highly funny lol !That'll be where the term slap head comes from on the bride side, could be worse....... You could be like tomo and malt, baldy with a back like a silver back yep it could be a lot worse I'm lucky as I haven't got a hairy back . I've got a mate thats got such a hairy back it looks like he's got a badger trying to escape under he's T shirt lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Been going grey for years, and "thin on top" who gives a feck, far more important shite in life.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 I think its the whole barber experience I don't like. I'm not one for looking at myself in the mirror at the best of times. So, sitting there, middle of a packed room, big f**k off mirror for company, with some homo running his hands through my hair, ain't my cup of tea I do anything but look directly at the f*****g mirror That's where your going wrong, the mirror is for looking at the birds tits that's cutting your hair. Mines a bloke mate I can mind one haircut, I was 18, down in blackpool, me the mates roughing it in the car lol. I goes in for a haircut first thing, only me and this fit hairdresser. I kid you not mate, at one point she was straddling my f*****g knee pity I had a smoke and was fanny feart Ha Ha Ha.. Bottled it ya shithouse. I got two mates that went to the same fit chiropractor, both thought they were well in there "climbing all over me mush, knee on my balls.." I tried telling them it was her job. I think they need to leave the carp rods alone and get out more - even if it is just for a hair cut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Been going grey for years, and "thin on top" who gives a feck, far more important shite in life.............. Try telling Rooney that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hillbilly boy 109 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 There's no hope for me I'm both lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 I think its the whole barber experience I don't like. I'm not one for looking at myself in the mirror at the best of times. So, sitting there, middle of a packed room, big f**k off mirror for company, with some homo running his hands through my hair, ain't my cup of tea I do anything but look directly at the f*****g mirror That's where your going wrong, the mirror is for looking at the birds tits that's cutting your hair.Mines a bloke mate I can mind one haircut, I was 18, down in blackpool, me the mates roughing it in the car lol. I goes in for a haircut first thing, only me and this fit hairdresser. I kid you not mate, at one point she was straddling my f*****g knee pity I had a smoke and was fanny feart Ha Ha Ha.. Bottled it ya shithouse. I got two mates that went to the same fit chiropractor, both thought they were well in there "climbing all over me mush, knee on my balls.." I tried telling them it was her job. I think they need to leave the carp rods alone and get out more - even if it is just for a hair cut oh this one knew what she was doing all right, had many a wet dream over her she's been rode on that chair a hundred times nothing worse than paranoia after a spliff lol. Another time fanny feart, me and the mate fishing, must have been about early 20's. just sitting on the beach next to a disused pier. Bunch of lassies about 17, wanting fags, chit chat etc. next thing one of them climbs up the pier and starts stripping down to bra and knickers and launches herself in the water. We hung about till she came out, got an eye full and left cos she was spoiling the fishing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 It's the fact that i'm going grey downstairs now... My nut sack is starting to look like Philip Schofield...! Ha Ha Ha.. I`d rather go grey than bald, 100%. I`m 34 in a fortnight, no balding or greying Probably all fall out next week...Nearly 47 not a grey one on me head I had one come through a year or two back but it hasn't returned YET ...I've got quite a few in the beard though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 I noticed last year I've started going grey, just at the sides but its still f*****g there. I'm not into dying my hair so that's Definately out the window, I can take the slagging for the grey but f**k that so it got me thinking which would I prefer, bald or grey? I've got a mate who's bald and I never notice it, its almost in fashion now. His wife gives him a no1, so the c**ts saving money too and I hate the barbers. You know how you get some guys who's hair looks the same length all the time? Well that ain't me I get it cut, no2, short back and sides lol, it looks good for a fortnight then terrible for the next 6 weeks till I can be arsed going back so, if you had a choice, would you baldies prefer grey hair or do you think bald is best if I was you baw I'd die my hair red rather than go bald...atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 It's the fact that i'm going grey downstairs now... My nut sack is starting to look like Philip Schofield...!Ha Ha Ha.. I`d rather go grey than bald, 100%. I`m 34 in a fortnight, no balding or greying Probably all fall out next week...Nearly 47 not a grey one on me head I had one come through a year or two back but it hasn't returned YET ...I've got quite a few in the beard though 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,580 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 I,m lucky , at 57 I still have a full head of jet black , thick , shoulder length , lustrous hair that shines in the sun like snot on a blackmans lip , 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 I noticed last year I've started going grey, just at the sides but its still f*****g there. I'm not into dying my hair so that's Definately out the window, I can take the slagging for the grey but f**k that so it got me thinking which would I prefer, bald or grey? I've got a mate who's bald and I never notice it, its almost in fashion now. His wife gives him a no1, so the c**ts saving money too and I hate the barbers. You know how you get some guys who's hair looks the same length all the time? Well that ain't me I get it cut, no2, short back and sides lol, it looks good for a fortnight then terrible for the next 6 weeks till I can be arsed going back so, if you had a choice, would you baldies prefer grey hair or do you think bald is best if I was you baw I'd die my hair red rather than go bald...atb Cheers mate, I'll give the dye a pass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 I,m lucky , at 57 I still have a full head of jet black , thick , shoulder length , lustrous hair that shines in the sun like snot on a blackmans lip , Early on I read something you wrote and I was pissing myself, can't remember what it was but it fair tickled me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 It's the fact that i'm going grey downstairs now... My nut sack is starting to look like Philip Schofield...!Ha Ha Ha.. I`d rather go grey than bald, 100%. I`m 34 in a fortnight, no balding or greying Probably all fall out next week...Nearly 47 not a grey one on me head I had one come through a year or two back but it hasn't returned YET ...I've got quite a few in the beard though That's PIL! I thought no-one had a photo of him. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Neither bald nor grey - and wouldn't give a f**k if I was..... Has a real affect on some guys though.....baldy grey haired b*****ds........... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 It's the fact that i'm going grey downstairs now... My nut sack is starting to look like Philip Schofield...! Ha Ha Ha.. I`d rather go grey than bald, 100%. I`m 34 in a fortnight, no balding or greying Probably all fall out next week...Nearly 47 not a grey one on me head I had one come through a year or two back but it hasn't returned YET ...I've got quite a few in the beard though 25 Years ago that could almost be me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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