Bald Or Grey?

[paulus 26]

just a thought

 

1beer vs vagina ....1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.

One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you go home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you go home reeking of vagina your wife may get
mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it.
One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of

those feelings, let alone express them an extra point beer!9. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it.
One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of
those feelings, let alone express them an extra point beer!

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

 

Hair is a nuisance, clippers with the guard off once a week sorts the problem of hair and grey

Same here I started going grey at 16

I just do same every fortnight .

My mate started going bald about that age, he said it was coming out in lumps, go for a shower and uncle fester was blocking the plug hole

You mean 'Cousin It'... Fester was what he would have seen looking in the mirror...

Aye, f****d that one up eh lol

[the_stig 6,614]

 

my eyebrows went grey years ago my hairs slowly playing catch up - I`m the eldest out of our lot my brother ,cousins,nephews, and uncles all went bald at a young age so when it go`s grey I`ll hang onto mine ...

Do you think that's how it works mate, if it goes grey, you keep it lol

 

a few year back we spent the summer raising money for a young lad in the village who needed a dialysis machine among all the other stupid things we did 6 of us had our heads shaved I looked a proper kunt without hair it seems to suit some people I`m just not one of them ---so it`ll be grey for me ..

[johnny boy68 11,726]

 

 

 

Baw vast majority and using hair dyes from 45 onwards

Im going grey fast

started on my pubes like a Malin Streak so i shaved up a little (also gives you half an inch )

Where the grey used to be it looked like alopecia ?

Then it came in on my right side of my head near to my ear more so than the left

Now its coming thru all over lol

Its called Middle age.

That's where I'm going grey max, just in front of my right ear, looks f*****g mental. Aye middle age it is lol. Another thing I've noticed, the barbers started asking me if I want my eyebrows and ear hair trimmed, c**ts never asked that before

Do you think that works, anybody use it? Can't see me being arsed with it, if I can't be bothered getting it cut lol.

 

Not sure baw, I never used it so couldnt say. I've got a touch of grey don't think it would work on me.

[baw 4,360]

I think its the whole barber experience I don't like. I'm not one for looking at myself in the mirror at the best of times. So, sitting there, middle of a packed room, big f**k off mirror for company, with some homo running his hands through my hair, ain't my cup of tea I do anything but look directly at the f***ing mirror

[the_stig 6,614]

 

my eyebrows went grey years ago my hairs slowly playing catch up - I`m the eldest out of our lot my brother ,cousins,nephews, and uncles all went bald at a young age so when it go`s grey I`ll hang onto mine ...

Do you think that's how it works mate, if it goes grey, you keep it lol

 

I`m 55 and not showing any balding signs yet--so hopefulyl it`ll be with me for a bit

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

 

 

Baw vast majority and using hair dyes from 45 onwards

Im going grey fast

started on my pubes like a Malin Streak so i shaved up a little (also gives you half an inch )

Where the grey used to be it looked like alopecia ?

Then it came in on my right side of my head near to my ear more so than the left

Now its coming thru all over lol

Its called Middle age.

That's where I'm going grey max, just in front of my right ear, looks f*****g mental. Aye middle age it is lol. Another thing I've noticed, the barbers started asking me if I want my eyebrows and ear hair trimmed, c**ts never asked that before

Do you think that works, anybody use it? Can't see me being arsed with it, if I can't be bothered getting it cut lol.

Not sure baw, I never used it so couldnt say. I've got a touch of grey don't think it would work on me.

thanks for the photo mate, cheered me up. I feel f***ing great with my one grey sideburn now

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

my eyebrows went grey years ago my hairs slowly playing catch up - I`m the eldest out of our lot my brother ,cousins,nephews, and uncles all went bald at a young age so when it go`s grey I`ll hang onto mine ...

Do you think that's how it works mate, if it goes grey, you keep it lol

I`m 55 and not showing any balding signs yet--so hopefulyl it`ll be with me for a bit

If I was all grey I'd be scared to shave it, incase it never grew back in

[johnny boy68 11,726]

 

 

 

 

 

Baw vast majority and using hair dyes from 45 onwards

Im going grey fast

started on my pubes like a Malin Streak so i shaved up a little (also gives you half an inch )

Where the grey used to be it looked like alopecia ?

Then it came in on my right side of my head near to my ear more so than the left

Now its coming thru all over lol

Its called Middle age.

That's where I'm going grey max, just in front of my right ear, looks f*****g mental. Aye middle age it is lol. Another thing I've noticed, the barbers started asking me if I want my eyebrows and ear hair trimmed, c**ts never asked that before

Do you think that works, anybody use it? Can't see me being arsed with it, if I can't be bothered getting it cut lol.

Not sure baw, I never used it so couldnt say. I've got a touch of grey don't think it would work on me.

thanks for the photo mate, cheered me up. I feel f*****g great with my one grey sideburn now

 

 

No problem mate, just remember baw George Clooney did alright with a bit of grey.

[baw 4,360]

I forgot about him Johnny, aye did alright lol. It's the getting old bit, in my head I'm still 20, but by f**k I need to stand a loooooooong way from the mirror to look it

[marshman 7,758]

I've got plenty of thick dark hair only trouble is its all around the side and back of my head lol. I'm going bald so its to the bone when I go to the barbers . I've got a couple of little nephews that think its great fun to creep up behind me and slap my head because they like the sound it makes , they think its highly funny lol !

[Big bald beautiful 1,231]

Bald,stopped getting my haircut about 8 yrs ago..£7 every few weeks...fk that.

I just shave once,maybe twice a week.

Safety razor and blades cheap on eBay

[bobcullen79 1,495]

I think its the whole barber experience I don't like. I'm not one for looking at myself in the mirror at the best of times. So, sitting there, middle of a packed room, big f**k off mirror for company, with some homo running his hands through my hair, ain't my cup of tea I do anything but look directly at the f*****g mirror

That's where your going wrong, the mirror is for looking at the birds tits that's cutting your hair.

[baw 4,360]

I've got plenty of thick dark hair only trouble is its all around the side and back of my head lol. I'm going bald so its to the bone when I go to the barbers . I've got a couple of little nephews that think its great fun to creep up behind me and slap my head because they like the sound it makes , they think its highly funny lol !

That'll be where the term slap head comes from on the bride side, could be worse....... You could be like tomo and malt, baldy with a back like a silver back

[baw 4,360]

 

 

I think its the whole barber experience I don't like. I'm not one for looking at myself in the mirror at the best of times. So, sitting there, middle of a packed room, big f**k off mirror for company, with some homo running his hands through my hair, ain't my cup of tea I do anything but look directly at the f*****g mirror

That's where your going wrong, the mirror is for looking at the birds tits that's cutting your hair.

Mines a bloke mate I can mind one haircut, I was 18, down in blackpool, me the mates roughing it in the car lol. I goes in for a haircut first thing, only me and this fit hairdresser. I kid you not mate, at one point she was straddling my f***ing knee pity I had a smoke and was fanny feart