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Guns are for gays.........air rifles are for Uber gays. :angel:

 

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what the fecks Uber mean ?? I'll ask gnasher shall I :laugh: :laugh:

Your only gay if you push back :thumbs::laugh:

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i wait with baited breath for the 2 pages of every minute detail, including how many hairs were on the caterpillars back that was on the leaf to the left as he checked his mickey mouse watch that had a built in wind meter.......................................................................and the picture of one poxy pigeon :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

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Cant see anyone getting a shot with the amount of piss taking that will be going on.... :laugh::laugh:

 

Oh I'm sure they'll make up and there will be a group hug at the end of it:

 

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Might even be some shooting by the looks of it!

 

(Lets just hope its the right type. :D )

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Well lads it was like "shootout at the old coral" there were carts flying left right and center, bullets going this way and that . Picture the scene , Elmer Fudd x Sammity Sam going hard at it but alas just like the cartoons ole buggs just manages to allude the intrepid hunter :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Now whilst this was going on I was a nervous wreck and managing to misjudge the range on four different occasions :censored: . We stopped for a couple of cans of "Monster" which did the trick and settled my nerves :thumbs: We came out again , l was still a little apprehensive but by now I knew what to expect :laugh: :laugh: :thumbs: . It wasn't long till Mr buggs popped out again at the post line about 35 yards away and the bullets started to fly again :laugh: now like the scene in one of Tarantino's movie's where the druggie comes out all guns blazing and not one single bullet hits his intended targets Mr buggs looks himself up and down and has a glance back and did a wink :laugh: . Big mistake as he was sure the intrepid hunter was out of ammo , not realising that his unassuming companion with his little "pea shooter" was at hand with his crosshairs fixed firmly between the eye and ear and with a slight squeeze of the trigger Mr buggs was no more . :toast::laugh:

Moral of the story is you don't need bullets and carts get yourself an airgun :thumbs::laugh: :laugh:

 

Seriously many thanks to walshie for inviting me over for a cracking evening your an absolute gent :thumbs:

I hope your dog enjoys his breakfast :tongue2::thumbs:

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Steve

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Was that it .........ONE RABBIT.......two men ....thirty quids worth of ammo....more kit than you could shake a stick at......a two mile long thread on THL .......for ONE RABBIT ..........lol.gif ................lucky Tesco are open ...

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Was that it .........ONE RABBIT.......two men ....thirty quids worth of ammo....more kit than you could shake a stick at......a two mile long thread on THL .......for ONE RABBIT ..........lol.gif ................lucky Tesco are open ...

 

Nearly didn't even get one. PIL only managed to get that one cos I'd softened it up with a hail of bullets first. :thumbs::laugh:

 

And the dog's still hungry. Can you shoot a bigger one next time?

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Turns out it was worse than 1 rabbit ........it was 1BABY RABBIT........ :cray::cray: ...............

 

Lies all lies. It was a fully grown rabbit. :thumbs: PIL thought it was a baby cos his scope was only on 6x instead of his normal 24x. :laugh:

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Lovely permission walshie thanks again for inviting me down :thumbs: , I'm sure on another occasion the numbers would be into double figures :thumbs:

All I can say is for the dogs sake I'm just glad we didn't end up with just the bunny next to the dead tree stump :icon_redface: then he would have had something to complain about :laugh: . We could have bullshited and posted silly numbers to big ourselves up like some others inevitably do but hey .

Nice compact light btw and a good beam evan if I couldn't see the eye shine :icon_redface: (due to colour blindness ) I think.

Once again cheers for the shout and ill see you next month :thumbs:

ATB

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