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You can tell which school most of them attend,not a dirty window in sight.

I understood ...a man down the pub said .....you lost me after that

i tell ye now and i tell ye again ime just one of dem ye seem to know northlite Eccentric Geniuses Who is very Clearly Just Insane der load of us up here and same of the man in the pub there is

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Faunes, or Brownies, if ye will,

Or Satyres come from Atlas Hill

 

vis is how i load me pushtgo for [bANNED TEXT] ime traveling around de hilans late on [bANNED TEXT] pupisbig he run along there side of me pushtgo he wont be in me haversack fer long boys

 

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How do you spell Pocheen?.

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THERE was once a man that wrought in the fields, and had a wife, and a son, and a dochter. One day he caught a hare wid he's owl surluki , and took it hame to his wife, and bade her make it ready for his dinner. While it was on the fire, the good-wife aye tasted and tasted at it,she was greedy and fast, till she had tasted it a' away, and then she didna ken what to do for her goodman's dinner. So she cried in Johnie her son to come and get his head smashed in; and when she was smashing his head, she skilled him, and put him into the pan. Well, the goodman cam hame to his dinner, and his wife set down Johnie well boiled to him; and when he was eating, he takes up a foot, and says: "That's surely my Johnie's fit."


"silly bugger ye talk nonsense! it's ane o' the hare's," says the goodwife.


then he took up a hand, and says: "That's surely my Johnie's hand." queer folk in de hilands


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i tell ye now and i tell ye again ime just one of dem :whistling: ye seem to know northlite

Eccentric Geniuses Who is very Clearly Just Insane der load of us up here and same of the man in the pub there is no pub and there is no man

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THERE was once a man that wrought in the fields, and had a wife, and a son, and a dochter. One day he caught a hare wid he's owl surluki , and took it hame to his wife, and bade her make it ready for his dinner. While it was on the fire, the good-wife aye tasted and tasted at it,she was greedy and fast, till she had tasted it a' away, and then she didna ken what to do for her goodman's dinner. So she cried in Johnie her son to come and get his head smashed in; and when she was smashing his head, she skilled him, and put him into the pan. Well, the goodman cam hame to his dinner, and his wife set down Johnie well boiled to him; and when he was eating, he takes up a foot, and says: "That's surely my Johnie's fit."

"silly bugger ye talk nonsense! it's ane o' the hare's," says the goodwife.

then he took up a hand, and says: "That's surely my Johnie's hand." queer folk in de hilands

 

must have heard that 1 in barlinnie.lol

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