Pranks.....

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

 

Just the old classics, clingfilm on toilet, butter/oil on floor tiles, coins glued to the floor, stealing the cup off local footie team and holding it to ransom, changing language on phone to arabic, paper macheing their car

clingfilm over the toilet is a good one that never fails, across an open door at face height is another one but can be a pain getting it to stick in position without creases

Think ill try that cling film one, c**ts hard to get though

In an ideal world do it in someone elses house, it can get messy lol

I'll do it in his house mate when I'm about to leave and he's stoned out of his box lol. Should work, half the time you need to leave the door open for light cos he doesn't have a bulb in there

[baw 4,360]

cs tablet crushed in the ashtray

What's a cs tablet?

[Carraghs Gem 1,675]

 

 

 

Oh and using a needle to thread a horsehair through a cigarette (same brand as they smoke and putting it in their box of fags... When they smoke it they will puke their guts up.

Eye drops in drink etc

What does eye drops do?

Explosive diarroea.... Great for annoying c**ts who wont f**k off in the pub

Think we have a winner how many drops? He's wary as f**k, can't have enough that he'll taste it.

1. No more than that in case ye poison them

[haymin 2,465]

Anybody done or heard of any good pranks? Wanting to get the mate a good un. He's awful wary so needs to be good. Last one I got him with was a hole in his can of beer just below the top when he went to the toilet, worked a treat

put cling film over his toilet seat lol

[socks 32,253]

chlorobenzalmalononitrile .... It's the tablet used in gas chambers for training troops ... When it ignites its real tasty

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

 

Oh and using a needle to thread a horsehair through a cigarette (same brand as they smoke and putting it in their box of fags... When they smoke it they will puke their guts up.

Eye drops in drink etc

What does eye drops do?

Explosive diarroea.... Great for annoying c**ts who wont f**k off in the pub

Think we have a winner how many drops? He's wary as f**k, can't have enough that he'll taste it.

1. No more than that in case ye poison them

I'm sure he'll manage 2 or 3. Any idea how long it takes to work. Might get a double whammy with the eye drops and cling film

[budharley 945]

Not a prank but This one always makes me chuckle while on hol wi my cousin when younger his dad my uncle gave me a right bollackin over a prank I'd done to his son with a pot noodle , so while we was fishing I put a holly leaf resting on my uncles coller and neck then tickled his neck with a long piece of grass holy f**k he nearly fell in feckin pond jesus it was funny as f**k

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

 

Oh and using a needle to thread a horsehair through a cigarette (same brand as they smoke and putting it in their box of fags... When they smoke it they will puke their guts up.

Eye drops in drink etc

What does eye drops do?

Explosive diarroea.... Great for annoying c**ts who wont f**k off in the pub

Think we have a winner how many drops? He's wary as f**k, can't have enough that he'll taste it.

1. No more than that in case ye poison them

I'm sure he'll manage 2 or 3. Any idea how long it takes to work. Might get a double whammy with the eye drops and cling film

[baw 4,360]

chlorobenzalmalononitrile .... It's the tablet used in gas chambers for training troops ... When it ignites its real tasty

[baw 4,360]

Not a prank but This one always makes me chuckle while on hol wi my cousin when younger his dad my uncle gave me a right bollackin over a prank I'd done to his son with a pot noodle , so while we was fishing I put a holly leaf resting on my uncles coller and neck then tickled his neck with a long piece of grass holy f**k he nearly fell in feckin pond jesus it was funny as f**k

belter mate, need to mind that one

[pip1968 2,490]

baw go the pictures with him and do the popcorn trick

[walshie 2,804]

My mate was due to lose his driving licence for 3 months as when he went to court on the monday he was going to go over 12 points. On the Sunday we all went pike fishing and he drove. On the way back we left a mackerel under his seat knowing the car would be parked up in the sun for 3 months.

 

That was a couple of years ago now and i swear the car still smells like fish.

[scothunter 12,609]

If he has a car seat cover,put a bit chicken mesh under it,attach a wire to it,then run it under the carpet to the high tension cable in the engine.

[RossM 8,149]

You know when you hole punch paper you get the wee circles, make a wee paper funnel and pour them in the air vents of his motor.

[lapin2008 1,587]

You know when you hole punch paper you get the wee circles, make a wee paper funnel and pour them in the air vents of his motor.

 

I did a similar thing with them a few years back in a work mates motorbike helmet, I left work 10 minutes after he did and found him sat on his bike still picking the bits out of the collar of his leathers