Pranks.....

[paddybarr 77]

get into his car pull back or undue some fascia and tip a pound of maggots in takes a week or two but when they start hatching into blueflies the result is unreal car is black with flies

 

years back we milked a lab with pups and made a mates coffee with it

[neil82 1,080]

mate of mine put a 2lb frozen trout into someones boot just before they went on a 2 week holiday, best bit was it was hotter here than in tenerif, ended up cutting the floor out of an impretza to try and get rid of the smell

[baw 4,360]

baw go the pictures with him and do the popcorn trick

What's that trick then mate?

 

Never managed any pranks on him. Was gonna do the cling film one but the c**t never had any

[Lab 10,979]

 

baw go the pictures with him and do the popcorn trick

What's that trick then mate?

 

Never managed any pranks on him. Was gonna do the cling film one but the c**t never had any

Popcorn trick..... Take bird to cinema, but popcorn to share, getting nearly finished you make a hole in the bottom and stick your dick trough. Cheap thrill when she goes looking for a bit popcorn...lol

 

Edited to say "a bird" and not Bird off here...:-)

[pip1968 2,490]

 

 

baw go the pictures with him and do the popcorn trick

What's that trick then mate?

 

Never managed any pranks on him. Was gonna do the cling film one but the c**t never had any

Popcorn trick..... Take bird to cinema, but popcorn to share, getting nearly finished you make a hole in the bottom and stick your dick trough. Cheap thrill when she goes looking for a bit popcorn...lol

 

Edited to say "a bird" and not Bird off here...:-)

 

thanks lab for shedding some light on it for baw

[baw 4,360]

And you want me to do that with the mate I'd never live that down. The c**t would stand up and shout, that dirty b*****ds shagging my popcorn....... Torches on, me getting huckled out with my dick stuck in a popcorn box

[pip1968 2,490]

baw try the chilli on his food but get the hottest possible like a ghost pepper he wont know whats hit him

[baw 4,360]

baw try the chilli on his food but get the hottest possible like a ghost pepper he wont know whats hit him

Lol might try that on another mate. I've done that many things to his food and drink, he's as wary as f**k. I used to phone him and tell him I'm heading over, what you want to eat and I'll get it on the road over. Whatever he said, he never got he then said ill f***ing phone it, you pick it up. I'd go into pick it up, find out what he ordered, order something completely different but same type of meal so he wouldn't know until he opened it. Had him arguing like f**k down the phone to the chinky they'd f****d up his order, they were adamant they hadn't, which they hadnt lol. He only clicked when I saw my shoulders going one time it worked in his favour though, he ordered a Donna kebab, I went in to pick it up, said to the bloke, could you put loads of cheese on that kebab mate. Dirty b*****d loved it and still gets it lol.