Pranks.....

[stewie 3,387]

pretending to loads of members on a forum your organising a fishing comp and piss up after and then when they turn up from all over the UK, theres no river or club............

Edited July 5, 2013 by lurcher1

[socks 32,253]

pretending to loads of members on a forum your organising a fishing comp and piss up after and then when they turn up from all over the UK, theres no river or club............

LOL fukcing mint ........

[PIL 7]

pretending to loads of members on a forum your organising a fishing comp and piss up after and then when they turn up from all over the UK, theres no river or club............

wonderedwhy iI ain't had a postcode yet :laugh:

[day worker 296]

I once put some empty condom wrappers in my mates coat pocket! when he pulled them out at home it didn't go down very well with his missus!

[trenchfoot 4,243]

Empty the shampoo bottle and fill it full of veet ..........

I once left a bottle like that on the side of the visiting teams bath at our rugby club. F###ing priceless to see the results.

[trenchfoot 4,243]

2 of the lads passed out bollock naked in a hotel room, so we rolled a johnny on a pen , squirted some of the free shampoo in it the shoved it one lads arse and then pulled then pen out. The other one we used the shampoo stuff to lube up all the loose change and pushed that up his arse.

 

When they woke up the next morning one started laughing at the other as every step he took some change fell out of his ring piece. He stopped laughing when he went for a dump, and slapped his mate for bumming him

[lapin2008 1,587]

2 of the lads passed out bollock naked in a hotel room, so we rolled a johnny on a pen , squirted some of the free shampoo in it the shoved it one lads arse and then pulled then pen out. The other one we used the shampoo stuff to lube up all the loose change and pushed that up his arse.

 

When they woke up the next morning one started laughing at the other as every step he took some change fell out of his ring piece. He stopped laughing when he went for a dump, and slapped his mate for bumming him

 

Heard almost the same prank done to a friend of a friend. Johnny on pen, pen up arse then pulled the pen out and left the lad in a downstairs broom cupboard (greek hotel) with the johnny hanging out his arse.

 

Next morning the lad comes into breakfast white as a sheet and asks if anyone knew what he got up to last night.

 

"Dont know mate, you went off with these two Greek guys" was the answer...

[smithie 2,443]

baw if your going to do the eye drops ffs do the clingfilm on the toilet seat aswell.. got to maximise the traumer

[spade 224]

Sat here tears rolling down my face, absolutely PMSL. A crowd of us went camping and thought we'd take some relaxing cigarettes with us. One lad had moved down south with his folks and was bragging about what he used to get up to and how he could get the best dope going. We told him ours couldn't be beaten and when he went for a piss rolled a huge joint full of sheep crap. I'll never forget him taking the first draw and saying this is really good shit.

[fatasafool 216]

 

2 of the lads passed out bollock naked in a hotel room, so we rolled a johnny on a pen , squirted some of the free shampoo in it the shoved it one lads arse and then pulled then pen out. The other one we used the shampoo stuff to lube up all the loose change and pushed that up his arse. When they woke up the next morning one started laughing at the other as every step he took some change fell out of his ring piece. He stopped laughing when he went for a dump, and slapped his mate for bumming him

Heard almost the same prank done to a friend of a friend. Johnny on pen, pen up arse then pulled the pen out and left the lad in a downstairs broom cupboard (greek hotel) with the johnny hanging out his arse. Next morning the lad comes into breakfast white as a sheet and asks if anyone knew what he got up to last night. "Dont know mate, you went off with these two Greek guys" was the answer...

how queer are you lot

[haymin 2,465]

Was working away with a friend one time and he pissed me off he was away for a shower but went to paper shop first I had a chug and came inn his head and shoulders shampoo lol come and go )

[stewie 3,387]

Was working away with a friend one time and he pissed me off he was away for a shower but went to paper shop first I had a chug and came inn his head and shoulders shampoo lol come and go )

PLEEEEEEEEEEASE tell me its was WILF...........

[neems 2,406]

 

Empty the shampoo bottle and fill it full of veet ..........

 

I once left a bottle like that on the side of the visiting teams bath at our rugby club. F###ing priceless to see the results.

did it work?

 

Gonna do it to a lad at work who leaves his shopping unattended in the locker room,but my bird reckons it needs 6 mins left on away from water to work.

[RubyTex 1,957]

You lot stuffing things up mens arseholes

[albert64 1,882]

You lot stuffing things up mens arseholes

 

you wait till lab gets hold of ya