dymented 2,220 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Rake bud i have always thought your name was Justin just in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted July 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Rake bud i have always thought your name was Justin just in haha I see what you did there !! yes,, very clever ! smartass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 at my old rugby club , I had the secretary collar me and say I met one of your mates wayne over in fookaluff........she then said I slept with him ,........I says you lucky girl as me mate is hung like a donkey ,................she said to be honest when I saw it I was really excited ,....................but then bitterly disappointed when he used it...........ha he got some stick,.........so it just goes too show its ok having a tool ,.......but then its using it properly......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 My mate runs a football team and theres a wee skinny c**t in it thats 'blessed'.. . There a belter of a team photo where he is sitting down the front and he has dropped the f***ing thing out the bottom....yes i said it....out the bottom of his shorts. f***ing things like a tin of lager............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Fuckinghelll What started as a wee joke has decended into a thread aboot cockwatching,, And for that reason,,,,, I`m out !! I was in toilets in a night club the other week and the guy next to me was looking at my willy. I never actually caught him looking but I could see the disappointment on his face. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 My mate runs a football team and theres a wee skinny c**t in it thats 'blessed'.. . There a belter of a team photo where he is sitting down the front and he has dropped the f*****g thing out the bottom....yes i said it....out the bottom of his shorts. f*****g things like a tin of lager............. I'm sure that happened to one of the lower league teams, arbroath or someone. Scot will know. Anyhow, team photo one of the guys sitting down front row let it slip out the bottom of his shorts. They never noticed till they'd printed posters, calendars etc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 seen the word Knob and nearly broke his finger on the keyboard to have a look .. Ha ha ha. Made me laugh that.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 The braggers.. Got a mate I go fishing with, you wanna see the fecker in the mornings with his long johns on, prancing about on the bank, looks like something out of a Shakespeare play, always going on about how he never gets a proper ride cos it hurts the girls so much.. My Mrs mate done him, said he was shite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,376 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 im not very blessed in that department but it can fill a pram Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Fuckinghelll What started as a wee joke has decended into a thread aboot cockwatching,, And for that reason,,,,, I`m out !! "i didn't want to look honest" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 one for pete ----------------I worked with an old boy alan yeates skinny bloke 5ft 4 weighed in at 10 stone ---one rainey day 6 of holed up in a mini bus waiting for a break in the weather so we can crack on with painting a few pylons old yeatsey jumps out for a piss ---- fecking hell shouts one of the lads --feck me-where the feck did he get that--I look up from my paper and do a double take ------------ he`s holding something that looks like its come out of river monsters .. he revelled in his new nick names BIG al and rocket cock... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 .. Got a mate I go fishing with, you wanna see the fecker in the mornings with his long johns on, prancing about on the bank, looks like something out of a Shakespeare play, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 My Mrs told me all about how one of her ex's had a massive cock, straight out of a porn film it was and it got annoying because sometimes 'he just wouldn't stop until she came' I haven't been able to maintain an erection or ejaculate since hearing this story and the crushing self hatred I feel towards myself and my tiny tadger has put me right off sex altogether. I only have this problem with grown-ups though. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,114 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 My mate runs a football team and theres a wee skinny c**t in it thats 'blessed'.. . There a belter of a team photo where he is sitting down the front and he has dropped the f*****g thing out the bottom....yes i said it....out the bottom of his shorts. f*****g things like a tin of lager............. Lad I used to play football with had a mighty slong aswell, he scored a rasper in a cup game and the manager shouted "that's marvellous!"And he whipped his cock oot and said "naw that was good this is marvellous!" booked for his troubles! his favourite though was to stick it in people's pints and to give you an idea of the size it was in the pint glass curled round the bottom with a good inch and a half still at the top. He was a ginger though so it was a waste of a cock.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 "naw that was good this is marvellous!" :laugh: See? The opportunities for a really savage bit of craic that can arise for someone with a huge dick! That's a f**king belter though! I'd have collapsed in a helpless heap of laughter! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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