Rake aboot 4,935 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 I mean, come on!! no one takes them seriously , do they,, I mean no one listens to a word they say .... Do they ?? I said do they ??????? Oi,, somebody fekin answer me then ! OI !!! fucksake,, are yeh`s aw deef ?? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Always thought you were a big knob........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fazza123 516 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 I take you very very seriously rake Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Always thought you were a big knob........ Fanny Darling,, Fanny !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 I take you very very seriously rake Ah see what yeh did there ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Always thought you were a big knob........ Fanny Darling,, Fanny !! You going to Scone..? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,565 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 I,m not sure where I stand here , I haven,t seen mine for a while 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Nah, nae Scone fur me this year bud, stuck at work,, well pissed aff aboot it annaw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 I,m not sure where I stand here , I haven,t seen mine for a while Get back to yer own thread, fatboy ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxtails 272 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 sorry.................. mistakenly cum onto the gay thread by mistake! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 sorry.................. mistakenly cum onto the gay thread by mistake! lol 'by mistake'...........Aye ok then... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 sorry.................. mistakenly cum onto the gay thread by mistake! lol 'by mistake'...........Aye ok then... seen the word Knob and nearly broke his finger on the keyboard to have a look .. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 I remember a bloke we'd meet a few times for a drink after chatting online about dogs invited me and a pal out for another piss up as his missus was away. We got there and he told us he got a pup from gr ch Jeremy Ron thought he meant rom or I'm pissed n hearing things. Didnt even think to say I ain't heard of gr ch Jeremy lol. Before could question it he came downstairs with a box and told us don't be loud you'll scare him. Stood up to look down in the box and he'd cut a hole in it and popped his knob through lol. What was more shocking is how big it was lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Stood up to look down in the box and he'd cut a hole in it and popped his knob through lol. What was more shocking is how big it was lol Yep. As the evening draws to its close and the eighth pint is in the glass ..... That hit the f**king mark! I'd love to have a remarkably big dick, just so I could do daft shit like that! I remember hearing once, there was some guy worked at a factory. The word was always that he was hung like a horse. Ye know how these things go round ..... So, one time ~ I can't remember what the occasion was now. Works do. Place shutting down. God knows. But, it culminated in this c**t standing on top of a single decker bus, in front of the entire work force. Male and female. And he dropped his f**ing strides and showed them! No body was disappointed! I worked at the Royal Mail for a time. There was a bloke there, management. " DH ". More than one bloke held his fist to his mouth while pointing discreetly at D. Whispering, " Biggest f**king cock in the Royal Mail, D's got! " I was having a piss once. D came in and stood a couple or urinals along from me. I almost strained my eyeballs not shooting a sideways glance! Ooh! Tommy B. My mate the taxi driver! He's brought me home one evening and has stepped out for a swift piss on my turning space. We're chatting as he does so and I came round the side of the motor, as ye do, deliberately Not looking too low. But, I swear to f**king god; My bottom peripheral vision couldn't help but get this horrifying impression: Tom was holding a f**king French Stick in his hands!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted July 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Fuckinghelll What started as a wee joke has decended into a thread aboot cockwatching,, And for that reason,,,,, I`m out !! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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