j316 119 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 you can loose weight but bad attiitde usually stays with you 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 ive always found fat birds like you said to have a good sense of humour,and actually really nice.in a most cases a far better personality that skinny birds.then they do say some really attractive people on the outside,are usually horrible c**ts in the inside. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 a fat bird walked in front of me going through the drive through at burger king! she started mouthing something the gob shite... I downed the window an shouted the veg shop is that way lol you've just minded me of a fat lad at college, tbh, he wasn't that fat but to wind him up we used to call him salad bar that stuck for 3 years. In the pub extra it was SB, what you haven lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reaper1064 285 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Only problem I have with the vegtabley challenged is hearing them bitch on how unhappy they are and how bullied they get. Well no one is forcing buckets of KFC down their necks, followed by 3 litres of coke. Best one is my wife's mate, banded on the NHS and still fat as fook. Getting her kids up at 2 in the morning to go to Mc fat b'stards probably don't help. She sat in our house moaning that she had tried everything to loose weight, I got a bit pissed off hearing it and asked her," have you tried not eating, there were no fat b'stard's in Belson". That got rid of her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 ive always found fat birds like you said to have a good sense of humour,and actually really nice.in a most cases a far better personality that skinny birds.then they do say some really attractive people on the outside,are usually horrible c**ts in the inside. Ain't that the truth. That film shallow hal kind of touches on that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Only problem I have with the vegtabley challenged is hearing them bitch on how unhappy they are and how bullied they get. Well no one is forcing buckets of KFC down their necks, followed by 3 litres of coke. Best one is my wife's mate, banded on the NHS and still fat as fook. Getting her kids up at 2 in the morning to go to Mc fat b'stards probably don't help. She sat in our house moaning that she had tried everything to loose weight, I got a bit pissed off hearing it and asked her," have you tried not eating, there were no fat b'stard's in Belson". That got rid of her. I know mate ivys the same, she'll come out with, its ma metabolism, I've got a slow metabolism. I'll say, you'd do we'll in a concentration camp, never seen anyone leave them fat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,070 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 I'm not fat,,,I'm just big boned..... I also hate them fat fookers,,, that keep telling you they were slim once,,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 When I was an apprentice I used to have to do the roll run at work, had to ask the lassies in the back office if they wanted owt, every day without fail before even asking her I'd jot doon "2 cheeseburgers" I'd ask her and she'd mull it over in her Heid as if she was having to think aboot it (aye right she didnae) and she'd hand me money and say "get me a cheeseburger" I'd get two maybe three max steps from her desk before I'd hear "in fact can you make it two?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,077 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 some of the plump girls have lovely faces had a mate use to love fat girl excpecailly black ones he died of a massive heart attack riding one serious 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 we used to say that the fat kids favourite musical instrument at school was the dinner bell 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 I'm not fat,,,I'm just big boned..... I also hate them fat fookers,,, that keep telling you they were slim once,,,, here's the thing right, we always assume fat folk aren't fit. I can mind seeing this fat American doing some exercise thing, c**t reckoned fat fit folk are healthier than skinny fit folk. Not that I'm implying you fit in the fat fit catogory cos you lamp the dales Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 used to torment a really fat kid at school.dunno why but i always regretted that,he used to just laugh with us,but im sure the poor laddie went home at night and sobbed his heart out. kids are cruel wee b*****ds.prob why he was so fat all the comfort eating. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Fat burds try harder when your pumping them! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 some of the plump girls have lovely faces had a mate use to love fat girl excpecailly black ones he died of a massive heart attack riding one serious Dawn French has a lovely face, can always mind thinking, she'd be a ride if she lost 10 stone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,983 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 some of the plump girls have lovely faces had a mate use to love fat girl excpecailly black ones he died of a massive heart attack riding one serious A old mate of mjne when we was younger had a seriously fit misses, proper fit not fat at all!!! Every time he got drunk tho he kept saying he really likes fat girls and wants to be with a fat girl lol Didn't see him for a bit as he had moved to Great Yarmouth, but when I see him next he was with a humongous fat ugly mess who was so fat her ear lobes where like 1/4 pounders!!! What makes it better is he's a a 5'5" speccy skinny as f**k gimp haha 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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