wag 13 Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Now people, im sat here thinking of a new topic to talk about and i think and hope ive come up with what i think is a good one!!!!!! [bANNED TEXT] here we go, what is the most funniest thing that has happened to you , or you have seen, while out lamping!!!!!!! I.E. if you have running dogs, lamping foxes with rifles, anything sensible and not fabricated!!!! Come on guys and girls dont just read it and not reply lets have a laugh about it, everyone has got at least one good story to tell if there honest? So dont be shy come on lets hear them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole catcher 1 Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 lamping the edge of a marsh in mid october, bloody freezing. i put the lamp on and what do my mate and i see running in the distance? A jogger. not just any old jogger but a bollock nacked jogger all except a pair of trainers. It was abot 3am and in the middle of a very cold night, he looked like a bloody ghost floating over the marsh mind you he had a fair turn of speed on him once we slipped the dog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullsmilk 2 Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 once when i was sea fishing i caught what i thought was the fish of a lifetime wow what a fight it took me about 15 mins to reel it in only to find out it was a carrier bag.....must of opened up and acted tlike a parrachute in the current lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 When i was about 7 years of age i had my zip down and stuck my finger out through it to pretend it was my manhood and i turned around to the girls and they run off, then in the front of the local hotel my friend tried it, and he was walking through the hotel with his finger out through his zip when two nun's came through the door, looking like they had seen the devil reached for my friend and gave him a proper going over, i mean really, we were at the other end of the street pissing ourselves laughing. i only remembered it because of the topic title.... kid's eh. :clapping: :clapping: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wag 13 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 out of 128 hits only four replys come on you can do better than that shorly now come on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonesy 111 Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Was ferreting in scotland with two mates every time i went to put a net on this hole it was like de-javu but my two mates were pissing themselves laughing every time i went to put the net on i kept getting a zap on my head from an electric fence,mates didnt tell me until id done itabout five times Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JohnGalway Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 (edited) Was out shooting rabbits one night. Can't remember if I had the .22 or .223. It's a sandy headland that's tightly grazed, I was down prone looking at two rabbits. Picked the unlucky customer and popped him, his mate takes off like a rocket to my left, then swings in towards me at full tilt. Smacked into my thigh and did a somersault over me, landed in a heap, picked himself up and shook his head and took off again! Another night out at the same place with my lamping mate and the 12ga, again after rabbits. Somehow I managed to spook a ewe that was behind me to my right, I didn't know it at this stage. I was lining up on a rabbit when Whack! into my right thigh. Nearly knocked me and a loaded semi auto! Fella with me couldn't stop laughing. Shot a fox not so long back. He was on some rocks in a river, he fell in naturally. I had to go through a really bad spot to get to the rocks. Can't swim and had to head out on slippery rocks into the river in the dark of night, alone! Got there eventually, was just about to fish foxy out of the water when I hear a sudden noise in the water. Bloody otter heading at me full tilt, I reckon he was going to make dinner out of foxy, or try him anyway! Strange position to be in, perched on slippery rocks, water all around, battery pack, wellies, trying to get the fox and fend off an otter at the same time! There's a small quiet road near some of my land that I lamp most nights I'm out. A good few times since last November I've caught a middle aged married folks, always the same ones, at it. Thing is, they're married to different people Neither of them talk to me anymore... Brought my lamping buddy out after rabbits one time with my moderated .22. First time he'd used it after bunnies. Lines up on one and takes his shot. I walked up to him and could see him grumbling and checking the rifle, "damn miss-fire" he says. I start laughing, "some miss-fire" pointing to the dead rabbit. He still goes a bit red faced when I remind him Edited August 18, 2007 by JohnGalway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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