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I remember looking for christmas pressies in my dads built in wardrobe when I was a kid & finding a pile of playboy mags .. it was in the days when pubes were in fashon

All the tramps must have iphones now, as you dont find old porn stashes in the woods anymore :-)   Found a whole box load once, only down side to that was 50 odd copys of the same mag.   Still, so

 

That's true, you'd always find porn mags in the woods but nowt anymore :hmm:

 

I agree about those Hammer films, always watched them then regretting it. Ollie Reed as the Wolfman was class though ;)

Aye as boys we always found porn stuff in the woods....

 

Found a load of pollaroids once... poor woman was being struck with a pool cue and had a cue ball in her mouth.. :laugh:

 

Porn stashes in the woods... Top kids stuff, it was always there (somewhere!) you'd go to just about any place an find it... Question is, was it that common or do orrible kids have an eye for finding it..???

Baw, there was an old bloke by ours as kids, Ken was his name, who used to be right into his 'cine' porn, had a garage choc full of it... We could knock round and get the loan of a projector an film, even his Mrs knew the script an sent us round to the garage when we knocked. We bastardised his name, because of his 'interest' to Keen, so forever after he was known as 'Porno Keen'.... :laugh:

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That's true, you'd always find porn mags in the woods but nowt anymore :hmm:

 

I agree about those Hammer films, always watched them then regretting it. Ollie Reed as the Wolfman was class though ;)

Aye as boys we always found porn stuff in the woods....

 

Found a load of pollaroids once... poor woman was being struck with a pool cue and had a cue ball in her mouth.. :laugh:

Porn stashes in the woods... Top kids stuff, it was always there (somewhere!) you'd go to just about any place an find it... Question is, was it that common or do orrible kids have an eye for finding it..???

Baw, there was an old bloke by ours as kids, Ken was his name, who used to be right into his 'cine' porn, had a garage choc full of it... We could knock round and get the loan of a projector an film, even his Mrs knew the script an sent us round to the garage when we knocked. We bastardised his name, because of his 'interest' to Keen, so forever after he was known as 'Porno Keen'.... :laugh:

:laugh: I must have lived a sheltered life :D I can mind me and the mate found a mag, usual only couple pages not f****d. We were 12/13, first year. Bearing in mind I lost my virginity in primary 7 :D we were looking at this picture, can still visualize it 10 :laugh: years on, it was a guy, looked a bit like him out of minder, can't mind his name, mostache, hat, well he had his hand up the skirt of this bird on a bus. The mate said, look at the bush on that. Until he said that I honestly thought she was wearing Bridgett jones style black knickers :D it was my first sighting of pubic hair and f**k did it look scary :laugh:

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Someone telt me it makes your cordy look bigger.. :laugh::laugh:

 

I shaved.. Labtastic swaers by imac or veet :laugh:

I have never done that.................... :censored::censored:

I always shave with my electric razor in the bollock department............. :D

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GONE IN 60 SECONDS my mum came from a big family 13 brothers and sisters sunday afternoons used to be spent at my granma and grandads --kids grandkids uncles aunts fecking 100s of us from aunt dot and uncle mo in there 80s right down to 4 year old Jason and baby sarah --tea time was a production line of luncheon meat and tomato sarnies and if you got lucky a boiled egg ---- anyway my granddad used to have a projector most sundays the screen went up and it was an old cowboy film or laural and hardy... one sunday he done a swop with his mate and we`d got a few films to go at first up Charlie chaplin --------curtains are drawn lights out ------------- and what do we get 60 seconds of porn before my grandad got time to get from his chair to turn it off..

60 seconds of flickers porn on a projector and you can still mind it, kids today with there Internet accessing phones don't know they are born :D

 

Can mind finding stuck together porno mags in bushes etc, don't see them anymore :laugh:

That was like finding a 20 pound note that. Usually they were f****d wi the rain but you still managed to catch a glimpse of a big hairy mot... Lol

 

 

they weren't stuck together with rain .....ya thick fecker... :doh::doh:

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GONE IN 60 SECONDS my mum came from a big family 13 brothers and sisters sunday afternoons used to be spent at my granma and grandads --kids grandkids uncles aunts fecking 100s of us from aunt dot and uncle mo in there 80s right down to 4 year old Jason and baby sarah --tea time was a production line of luncheon meat and tomato sarnies and if you got lucky a boiled egg ---- anyway my granddad used to have a projector most sundays the screen went up and it was an old cowboy film or laural and hardy... one sunday he done a swop with his mate and we`d got a few films to go at first up Charlie chaplin --------curtains are drawn lights out ------------- and what do we get 60 seconds of porn before my grandad got time to get from his chair to turn it off..

60 seconds of flickers porn on a projector and you can still mind it, kids today with there Internet accessing phones don't know they are born :D

 

Can mind finding stuck together porno mags in bushes etc, don't see them anymore :laugh:

That was like finding a 20 pound note that. Usually they were f****d wi the rain but you still managed to catch a glimpse of a big hairy mot... Lol

they weren't stuck together with rain .....ya thick fecker... :doh::doh:

Don't bring your own private collection into this debate...:-)

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