paulus 26 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 paulus the woodgnome, that witch had me hiding behind the sofa Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 As a kid shit scared of Hammer horror films, still don't like horror films now. Remember senior school and the video club, watching Scum and Kentucky Fried Movie stuff like that. Oh yer, then there was our trips to town, sagging school to bunk into the Gilmore cinema for a bit of filth in the afternoons... Flesh Gordon or sommat a bit 'harder' if we were lucky... On our best saggs, we'd bunk a train to London and head off round that fantastic city, Soho, Carnaby St etc, now they were fecking quality...!! Twice I have been 'forcibly removed' from Harrods and once from the Raymond Review Bar... "Fecking Scousers".... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 My top trick......I'd look at the film list on sky. There would be some soft porn shite on about 12 so I say to my dad. "Could you set the tape for that film at 10 please?"....probably some kind of action film. But knowing fine well ma dad would either go to his bed before 12 or fall asleep and forget it was taping the tape would run on and tape the porn at 12........and you lot think am thick eh???.... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tsteve9999 456 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 I watched one called The Trollenberg Terror when I was about 5 or 6 and it scared the crap out of me. It was on telly years later and I watched it with the kids expecting them to be terrified like I'd been but they just laughed at how crap it was. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 GONE IN 60 SECONDS my mum came from a big family 13 brothers and sisters sunday afternoons used to be spent at my granma and grandads --kids grandkids uncles aunts fecking 100s of us from aunt dot and uncle mo in there 80s right down to 4 year old Jason and baby sarah --tea time was a production line of luncheon meat and tomato sarnies and if you got lucky a boiled egg ---- anyway my granddad used to have a projector most sundays the screen went up and it was an old cowboy film or laural and hardy... one sunday he done a swop with his mate and we`d got a few films to go at first up Charlie chaplin --------curtains are drawn lights out ------------- and what do we get 60 seconds of porn before my grandad got time to get from his chair to turn it off.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 GONE IN 60 SECONDS my mum came from a big family 13 brothers and sisters sunday afternoons used to be spent at my granma and grandads --kids grandkids uncles aunts fecking 100s of us from aunt dot and uncle mo in there 80s right down to 4 year old Jason and baby sarah --tea time was a production line of luncheon meat and tomato sarnies and if you got lucky a boiled egg ---- anyway my granddad used to have a projector most sundays the screen went up and it was an old cowboy film or laural and hardy... one sunday he done a swop with his mate and we`d got a few films to go at first up Charlie chaplin --------curtains are drawn lights out ------------- and what do we get 60 seconds of porn before my grandad got time to get from his chair to turn it off.. 60 seconds of flickers porn on a projector and you can still mind it, kids today with there Internet accessing phones don't know they are born Can mind finding stuck together porno mags in bushes etc, don't see them anymore Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 GONE IN 60 SECONDS my mum came from a big family 13 brothers and sisters sunday afternoons used to be spent at my granma and grandads --kids grandkids uncles aunts fecking 100s of us from aunt dot and uncle mo in there 80s right down to 4 year old Jason and baby sarah --tea time was a production line of luncheon meat and tomato sarnies and if you got lucky a boiled egg ---- anyway my granddad used to have a projector most sundays the screen went up and it was an old cowboy film or laural and hardy... one sunday he done a swop with his mate and we`d got a few films to go at first up Charlie chaplin --------curtains are drawn lights out ------------- and what do we get 60 seconds of porn before my grandad got time to get from his chair to turn it off..60 seconds of flickers porn on a projector and you can still mind it, kids today with there Internet accessing phones don't know they are born Can mind finding stuck together porno mags in bushes etc, don't see them anymore That was like finding a 20 pound note that. Usually they were f****d wi the rain but you still managed to catch a glimpse of a big hairy mot... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 I remember looking for christmas pressies in my dads built in wardrobe when I was a kid & finding a pile of playboy mags .. it was in the days when pubes were in fashon 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 GONE IN 60 SECONDS my mum came from a big family 13 brothers and sisters sunday afternoons used to be spent at my granma and grandads --kids grandkids uncles aunts fecking 100s of us from aunt dot and uncle mo in there 80s right down to 4 year old Jason and baby sarah --tea time was a production line of luncheon meat and tomato sarnies and if you got lucky a boiled egg ---- anyway my granddad used to have a projector most sundays the screen went up and it was an old cowboy film or laural and hardy... one sunday he done a swop with his mate and we`d got a few films to go at first up Charlie chaplin --------curtains are drawn lights out ------------- and what do we get 60 seconds of porn before my grandad got time to get from his chair to turn it off.. 60 seconds of flickers porn on a projector and you can still mind it, kids today with there Internet accessing phones don't know they are born Can mind finding stuck together porno mags in bushes etc, don't see them anymore 45 year ago Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 All the tramps must have iphones now, as you dont find old porn stashes in the woods anymore :-) Found a whole box load once, only down side to that was 50 odd copys of the same mag. Still, sold most at school. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 That's true, you'd always find porn mags in the woods but nowt anymore I agree about those Hammer films, always watched them then regretting it. Ollie Reed as the Wolfman was class though 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 (edited) pubes are still in fashion for some folk---------------------------one of the old fellas in the pub ---in his 70s as a few pints Friday lunchtime-- then says thats me I`m off home for some hairy pie..... Edited June 20, 2013 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Giro 2,648 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 That's true, you'd always find porn mags in the woods but nowt anymore I agree about those Hammer films, always watched them then regretting it. Ollie Reed as the Wolfman was class though Aye as boys we always found porn stuff in the woods.... Found a load of pollaroids once... poor woman was being struck with a pool cue and had a cue ball in her mouth.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 pubes are still in fashion for some folk---------------------------one of the old fellas in the pub ---in his 70s as a few pints Friday lunchtime-- then says thats me I`m off home for some hairy pie..... funny how its the woman who have to shave pubes and armpits, any you guys shave your nether regions Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 have in the past, fecking itchy though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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